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The sad thing about Hostess closing is that I can no longer yell "I have a ding dong!" at the supermarket...at least without being arrested.
A Farewell to Arms, A Hello to Muffdiving #greatamericanpornographicnovel
Breaking news...Pat Robertson blames the tornado on women who don't let their husbands cheat.
This totally redefines the term "old as shit". http://www.etsy.com/listing/120250558/record-size-coprolite-dinosaur-poop?utm_source=OpenGraph&utm_medium=PageTools&utm_campaign=Share …
We should have known something was wrong with Pistorius when we realized that he got his nickname from an overrated science fiction movie.
Ironic that there's no longer any Lorenzos now that we can afford the health care required to get our cholesterol back down. #GiftOfTheMagi
Wookie Breastmilk-shake #ScifiFastFood
#sincewebeinghonest This hashtag is bad grammar.
I am an improviser in the group Rosen & Milkshake. And I do standup sometimes. And I eat cheese...but not everyday.