I just read @immortaltech 's very inspiring interview on  http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/oct/25/immortal-technique-hip-hop-status-quo?intcmp=ILCMUSIMG9382 …

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

What starts with the letter P , ends with O-R-N and is usually enjoyed by people in dark environments?
Ans. Popcorn

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

If her tweets were compiled into a book, it would make an interesting novel #FF @saraespivey

S/O to some of the most interesting people I've met on twitter this year : @saraespivey @_mrsyou @kaiserraath @_odlanyer @onceuponatrini

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

@cosyfantootie 50 shades of gravy #FoodBooks

Happy birthday! @saraespivey I hope u enjoy it to the fullest and may every tweet of yours get starred today :)

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. #desiderata

Tweet 3000 goes to the Trinity : @_mrsyou @escoequality88 @saraespivey

@onceuponatrini i was @justpassinthru1 twitter when i met @s2angel_88 & @saraespivey RTing @shoutinggoddess #useATwitterNameInASentence

and the best twitter/tweeter 2011 nominations are: @saraespivey @_odlanyer @khajj @shoutinggoddess @s2angel_88 @hormonella @rouge_3 #FF

@ladyestrogen If i RT the RT of you RT'ing @saraespivey , would u RT me?

#TerrifyingIfLiteral Raining Cats and Dogs

@yasansah @oliansah Page 10 of 366 ..can't u guys read any faster? :P

Time is the greatest wealth of all. If you have it, use it wisely.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

The sign at the rehab center said "Keep Off The Grass"

What did King arthur sleep with when he was afriad of teh dark?
A knight light