One for you @pinter_quotes RT @lettersofnote: Fantastic. Harold Pinter writes to a confused theatregoer: http://t.co/yr293R89

Do we? I can live with that > RT @heatherydoune: English people have the most wonderfully pervy accents.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ErjX8p20s&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

Look who popped up in my kids 'read with' book, didn't expect to see him. pic.twitter.com/qbibNEdy

Not even halfway through my shift, I feel the need to look at this again RT @thepoke: just did a rather big snort http://t.co/zJRVDXv5

Folly http://t.co/Ahe0zFPa

View http://t.co/0evveTci

Fucking children http://plixi.com/p/81255597

@heatherydoune @domsigns *waves*

The USA knows how to make marshmallows. pic.twitter.com/7ekOSwBxr2

Escape to the Country, time for me to mutter bitterly under my breath about people with nicer houses and more money than me.

Easter haul pic.twitter.com/3FTpsYZCVa

This is great >  http://youtu.be/qcguxHc4hiU 

I always hated the steriophonics, now I'm not so sure,

I see #reasonswhynoonelikesyou is trending, along with Lee Nelson and Keith Lemon. COINCIDENCE?...

Christ real radio, UB40 AND simply red, are you trying to get me to kill myself?

RIP RT @bbcbreaking: Actor Richard Briers, known for his role in The Good Life, has died at the age of 79, his agent says

Took off my bra and a toy fell out, absolutely no idea which child put it in there or when.

In the end. Material stuff means nothing.

Cliff Richard makes me want to stick needles in my any part of my body exposed to him.