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I have yet to turn back my clocks; the event is stressful. I should just leave them and be early for half a year. Or is that late. See?
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Note to self: Do NOT attempt to navigate online anywhere till ample caffeine has been consumed. Seriously, just don't do it. That's all.
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I don't know how I started my days before the programable coffee maker. How did I find the kitchen w/o the coffee aroma in the air?
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Or, you can tell yourself it's just more muscle and less fat. Yeah, that's it; muscle weighs more than fat.
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Pissed off. Made borscht. Tastes awesome. Have no recipe and only vague recollection what I put in it. Downfall of being Ukrainian.
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How ARE you people typing? I assume each of you has consumed the required one pot of coffee. That's it; one cup's worth of typing here.
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#ff everyone. That's right; everyone. I have barely been here to know who said what, but I bet it was all awesome stuff. So #FF everyone!
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He's an embarrassment to Canada! RT @michaelmiliucci: http://tr.im/A8oO - Wow #Harper, you're even more of a jackass than I thought. #Canada
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@navanax try to sit in a chair with arms with the back of the chair in a corner. Still no good; get a chair with a seatbelt & wear a helmet.
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Hey @GuyMcMannerson just thought I'd let you know I just got BACK from the gym! So, how's your dick?
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Alrighty. One pot of coffee consumed. Now off to spinning at the gym. I'll pick up another coffee on the way, just to be safe.
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@debihope I refuse to leave for work without first consuming a pot of coffee. Refuse? Incapable is more like it.
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