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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Gift @Just_Joshing_U Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I've never really grown up, I just learned how to act in public.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so you can tell when he's really in trouble.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Airport security apparently needs to learn "good touch" and "bad touch" like we did back in 2nd grade because they are not getting it.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I don't think I ever want another girlfriend. Especially if the cost of toilet paper goes up.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Just test drove a Corvette today. When salesperson approached me about purchasing I told him that I would be back during my midlife crisis.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I want to be the someone you cant live without.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Thank you, over-aggressive water faucet, for splashing water all over me and making it look like I peed my pants.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    The only reason men wear a tie is to cover up stains on their shirt. As for bow ties, I have no clue why anyone would wear one of those.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Following people back on Twitter is like a dating game. I'm supposed to wait 3-5 days before I follow back, right?

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I'm a wreck and I'm emotionally unstable really wasn't the pick up line I was looking for. At least I'm honest.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Nothing like beating your neighbor to their Sunday paper.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I've figured it all out! Women don't say what they want but they reserve the right to be pissed off if they don't get what they want.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Chaz Bono is that guy from U2, right?

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Fabulous people are easy to spot because they are few and far between.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I'm faking my pregrancy for the maternity leave.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    I just said Happy Valentines Day to a guy in the bathroom. That was awkward.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    Is it a bad sign when your girlfriend points out another woman and says she would be perfect for you? Looks like my days are numbered.

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  • Just_Joshing_U
      Joshie @Just_Joshing_U

    If you would only listen, you might just realize what you're missing, you're missing me.

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@Just_Joshing_U

@Just_Joshing_U

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