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things I've done tonight, danced Hokey Pokey.... the rest pales in comparison
You probably don't have "haters," you might just be awful.
Googled Elf on the Elf by mistake and now I can't eat my lunch.
Laxatives turned out to be a shitty idea. 🚽
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