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Enough of this. These were kids; fuck your militia, fuck your lobbying, fuck your small dick syndrome. Fuck you, NRA.
My mom giving me the you're handsome and intelligent speech at 33 is a new peak in depression. Love you, mom.
Anybody want to hate everything with me?
Fuck your Muslim communist atheist socialist chipmunk bullshit. Squirrel colors don't run
"We've had a complaint about noise sir and the window is broken with a chair in the yard."
"As you were sir"
Looking up baby hedgehog pictures.
Shake my head at a lot of Republican nonsense but I swear to Christ if panda cam goes off because of a shut down I'll kick them in the dick
Gonna make somebody my mortal enemy just so it feels like tomorrow will have purpose.
Part of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy. Apologizing now for any attempts at humor as I am painfully unfunny.