Enough of this. These were kids; fuck your militia, fuck your lobbying, fuck your small dick syndrome. Fuck you, NRA.

@gopthinking @johnfugelsang And 1 more thing: 50% rate under Reagan was trickle down & worked, but 39% now is killing jobs? Got it.

#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Don't feel so gay with one in my mouth. #TGDN

@dougstanhope Bought all your albums, and the drunk with power shirt, and tickets to shows I couldn't attend. Go fuck yourself, Doug.

Holy shit, just saw the scene from @daveanthony's "ARRGGH, I'm a pirate" moment on Jessie. The guy who got it: #C4FknL http://t.co/M227zDgN

#ThingsILearnedFromWTR I made a couple of these last year: Number 1 pic.twitter.com/vsZatm7NbD

Anybody want to hate everything with me?

Postcard from @marylandmudflap that proves I'll laugh at the word fart in any circumstance. And who could blame her? http://t.co/pWKyf1bR

@vultureclub @sethdwright @doctorbeardo @cuddlaharmy pic.twitter.com/42nepaRD

SuperPod Lives: http://t.co/2AiwqYF6 via @munkeygurl and some other great cuddlahs. Now buy two of the MICFpod to make it up. #C4FknL

I like to cry in the shower so no one can see my tears; and because I'm masturbating.

#ThingsILearnedFromWTR Number 3: pic.twitter.com/rEoOvcwSK8

@cuddlaharmy Yeah they do. I think the Cuddlah dating service/serial killer venn diagram would just be a circle, though.

The little one taking a retroactive dip in the @cool_pond: http://t.co/UCO2C5yw

"Sweet truck nuts you have there." #ThoughtsLiberalsHaveAroundConservatives

"Fuck, I wore a hoodie today." #ThoughtsLiberalsHaveAroundConservatives

Totes giggled today when I fired a bunch of people then moved the factory overseas. Thursdays, am I right? #AskRomney

Hey repubs, if a empty bag of weed & a hoodie makes you an assailant, what do a coke addiction and a DUI make you? #Bush #Trayvon

Married...with 23 Foster Children #SitcomPolitics

I'm putting these up at the @hdthunderdome, some of you funny people should add to them: http://t.co/XgvdeAZN