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Enough of this. These were kids; fuck your militia, fuck your lobbying, fuck your small dick syndrome. Fuck you, NRA.
Anybody want to hate everything with me?
I like to cry in the shower so no one can see my tears; and because I'm masturbating.
"Sweet truck nuts you have there." #ThoughtsLiberalsHaveAroundConservatives
"Fuck, I wore a hoodie today." #ThoughtsLiberalsHaveAroundConservatives
Totes giggled today when I fired a bunch of people then moved the factory overseas. Thursdays, am I right? #AskRomney
Hey repubs, if a empty bag of weed & a hoodie makes you an assailant, what do a coke addiction and a DUI make you? #Bush #Trayvon
Married...with 23 Foster Children #SitcomPolitics
Part of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy. Apologizing now for any attempts at humor as I am painfully unfunny.