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Enough of this. These were kids; fuck your militia, fuck your lobbying, fuck your small dick syndrome. Fuck you, NRA.
My mom giving me the you're handsome and intelligent speech at 33 is a new peak in depression. Love you, mom.
Anybody want to hate everything with me?
Fuck your Muslim communist atheist socialist chipmunk bullshit. Squirrel colors don't run
"We've had a complaint about noise sir and the window is broken with a chair in the yard."
"As you were sir"
Looking up baby hedgehog pictures.
Shake my head at a lot of Republican nonsense but I swear to Christ if panda cam goes off because of a shut down I'll kick them in the dick
Part of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy. Apologizing now for any attempts at humor as I am painfully unfunny.