Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Black Friday deals start now!" No, Boscov's, they don't. Stop hating America.
Dear little girl crying inconsolably because you can't have something: I TOTALLY GET YOU.
You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. So, given that you're damned either way, you might as well do something.
We rush to judge everyone, because the idea of not knowing is nearly impossible for us to process when all information is just a click away.
Imagine being in film school today, knowing that your likely employers are making things like Zoolander 2 and Pirates of the Caribbean 5.
I just misread "next month" as "next mouth," which made this work authorization far more erotic than intended.
I was literally just Rickrolled *as* Rick Astley began playing on the radio. Is there a name for that? Was I Doublericked? 2 Rick 2 Rolled?
Hey, What Happened to Princess Leia? https://medium.com/thelist/where-the-fuck-is-princess-leia-3a92ce722910 …
Son, this is the Internet. We use it to find things to get upset about that we can't change personally, which then necessitates cat photos.
If you think I tweet too much, you should see the 20 or so tweets I type out every day, edit, optimize, and then delete before sending.
Not tonight, honey, I'm tweeting.