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This feels like a provocative show of force by an authority that believes it's above reproach. https://twitter.com/expandyourfocus/status/745996518742720512 …
Chipotle cashier had me rung up before I got to her. "It's the hair?" I asked. "It's the hair," she said.
My body is physically craving Lucky Charms cereal and I have no idea what disease this means I have but I'm okay with the implied remedy.
If your response to the idea that enraged people shouldn't be able to quickly & easily buy weapons is to become enraged, well...
This thread shows how much the actions (or lack thereof) of "allies" matter. Thank you @MrEAnders for sharing this. https://twitter.com/MrEAnders/status/743148517540003840 …
Or that people cannot process depth of field. Maybe that too.
I have watched four different cars try to fit into a space they're each too small for. Proof that humans are delusionally optimistic.
I've never understood the "people are still going to [do whatever] illegally" argument. That's like saying "we just shouldn't have laws."
Are you fucking kidding me with this angle? https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/741998414582415360 …
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Creator of the web's longest-running sitcom (STBD), and its spinoff (The Baristas). Marketer by day, writer by night. Armchair sociologist; perpetual contrarian
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