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Yes, but you can only rethink a paradigm when you don't need to profit from its replacement. Else, you just iterate. https://twitter.com/sfslim/status/653721149159804928 …
And on the 8th day, God closed all His comment threads.
Burned myself twice on the same cup of coffee. Things happen in threes, so I'm refusing to drink it until it's cold enough to use as a balm.
This is my life, erry day. https://twitter.com/lizmaestri/status/652548156480180224 …
This just became my most anticipated new movie: The Coen Brothers' HAIL CAESAR https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=152&v=kMqeoW3XRa0 …
How did we evolve to become upright mammals who work in offices? That last part seems like a misstep.
I'm sure this is entirely coincidental, but you know... https://twitter.com/allegrakirkland/status/649632899529113600 …
The only reason I can think of to own a gun is to defend oneself from another gun owner. Funny how that works.
I'll tell you what makes this water-on-Mars news extra special is 40,000 topical jokes by every motherfucker on Twitter.
Me at a cafe table with no outlet: "I guess I better work fast."
Me at a cafe table with an outlet: "I guess I'll be here all day."
What Our Breathless Coverage of the Pope's Visit Can Teach You About America's Secret Desire to Be Led by a Monarch
ICYMI, you can stop saying "in case you missed it." Life moves fast; yeah, we probably missed it. Just say it again. Stop qualifying it.
Even when Seattleites get caught in the drenching rain, they seem completely at home in it, like noble otters with better hair.
Armchair sociologist and perpetual contrarian.
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