Wait, Carrot Top was the shooter in Colorado? #Aurora

@oldkimcole
"We are all more alike than different.”
So true. And close to every vagina is some borish latin guy named "Prickus Stupido."

@meadowmoon @jasondarrick How do I begin the bidding/interrogation?

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Broke 500 tweets today. Wow. Still need followers. Please RT!

RNC announces Romney White House will include Herman Cain as Secretary of Pizza.

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“@oldkimcole: What is the malfunction with the RT button? It takes at least 3 times to post." #itsAFeatureNotABug