Hey women at Chik Fil A holding "we support traditional marriage" signs, then get back to the kitchen where you should be seen & not heard

Apparently Reese Witherspoon could NOT Walk the Line last night.

If you have a baby and aren't doing this with it then you're just wasting all of our time. pic.twitter.com/cDRRyv088F

Hey Vatican perhaps it's time for a RuPope.

Hey actors who went to school, trained, and kill themselves with auditions. Kim Kardashian stars in a new film opening today. Happy Friday!

I know I hate on the dreadful Kardashian family a lot but I truly believe that Bruce Jenner will make an excellent Grandma.

"I long to live in a world where war is illegal and marijuana is not!"- @therealroseanne

@1candidfish @thesaragilbert I visited the Conner family house today in Evansville Indiana!! #Roseanne pic.twitter.com/khIul2pt

Wearing Ugg Boots is like wearing MySpace on your feet. Enough!

I'm at the site from the "Roseanne" opening. Thanks 4 the laughs @therealroseanne @1candidfish @thesaragilbert pic.twitter.com/STARfQpS

Hey religious people, support gay marriage! There won't be any abortions.

@travon Happy Kwanza! pic.twitter.com/X8y26TtJ

@therealroseanne Women at ChikFilA supporting "traditional marriage" should get back in the kitchen where they should be seen and not heard

The worst part about Coachella is that everyone there gets Internet reception.

Happy Independence Day America and Katie Holmes.

@realdonaldtrump You should borrow one of Danny's Emmys and use it to pleasure your wife.

That your toupee is made from clown pubes. “@realdonaldtrump: President Obama's inaugural had record low ratings. What does that portend?”

Has the E! network named Kim Kardashian's baby yet?

YOUR MACY'S TIES ARE MADE THERE U IDIOT “@realdonaldtrump: Lightweight @dannyzuker is too stupid to see that China is destroying the U.S"

U r a piece of dog shit. After it turns white.“@realdonaldtrump: Is the Boston killer eligible for Obama Care to bring him back to health?”