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Hey women at Chik Fil A holding "we support traditional marriage" signs, then get back to the kitchen where you should be seen & not heard
It's very nice to live in a country where I know I'll be able to read more angry opinions about Miley Cyrus than what's going on in Syria.
Apparently Reese Witherspoon could NOT Walk the Line last night.
Hey Vatican perhaps it's time for a RuPope.
George Zimmerman is home with his gun and Casey Anthony is pregnant. Same thing.
Hey actors who went to school, trained, and kill themselves with auditions. Kim Kardashian stars in a new film opening today. Happy Friday!
Amber Alert: Goldie Hawn, actress. Last movie, 2002. Blonde hair, infectious giggle. Please return to the silver screen ASAP.
I know I hate on the dreadful Kardashian family a lot but I truly believe that Bruce Jenner will make an excellent Grandma.
NYC smells like a diaper full of shrimp.
Wearing Ugg Boots is like wearing MySpace on your feet. Enough!
"Face your problems. Don't Facebook them."- Gandhi
There are more angry tweets about Miss America choosing an Indian winner than there are about today's mass shooting. This country is so sad.
I'm grateful I grew up in an era where Kanye wasn't singing lines like "We get this bitch shaking like Parkinson's." Not even remotely cool.
Actor/Writer. Can currently be seen watching HBO's Veep. I also do voices for Family Guy, when I'm with friends.