beebee closes his eyes and rises out of his body until he can see the entire world. glowing lines mark the route of every bus in existence

kramer starts to take his responsibilities too seriously after foursquare names him The Mayor of Olive Garden #updatedseinfeld

#whitekidproblems help i got grey poupon all over my sweater vest made out of melted together kenny g cds

goofus has beaten every touhou game on a single credit. gallant pretends to not know the names of dragonball characters

Super Patriot Act Turbo allows military to do sick/devastating combo moves on you until you agree to stop having Terror Opinions

mmm nothing goes better in the holiday times than egg bog. *chugs carton of neg god and wipes mouth* good old fashioned pig egg

if a criminal feeds a police horse enough apples it eventually transforms into a crime horse

RT if you're in the 10% of teens who are tired of the flesh colossi who fall from the Sky Rift each year during Harvest

the nintendo 4ds is an impossibly shaped puzzle tesseract that drives insane anyone who dares try to solve it, aalso its bull shit for child

kanye west using an alias to make a 200 part video let's play of final fantasy 7 on youtube

lawyer wins every single case by calling dog who say "i love you" to the stand

luckypunk is a literary genre where all technology is derived from dirty harry VHSs and everyone is dressed like clint eastwood

#whitepeoplegooglesearches *weird posh voice* I want a mayonnaise sandwich! lets go gofling

No decisions http://t.co/P893CTY2

hey #athiest Fuck Heads: i'm a buff christiam, whom believe in God and if you disagree meet me in the ring

trying my hand at horse_epoetry (cc: @arealliveghost ) http://t.co/EMjQ4LQ0

i wont rest until its legal to use lethal fist attacks against fucked up marijuana criminals and gothics

i midas well give up on physical contact with people since they keep turning into piles of weird old gold coins

detective horace e. books, a loose cannon who's prepared for a life without gun or badge

i just saw a moth flutter into a spider web and it's not even bothering trying to escape. good metaphor thanks nature