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Romney vows to keep God on coins, solve other problems that don't exist.
BREAKING: Fox News declares Obama's second term a failure.
The GOP is making another push to criminalize abortion. What are YOU doing to bring the 80's back?
The House has scheduled another vote to repeal Obamacare -- drink!
Mitt Romney sits for 1st interview since 2012 election: "I want to blame everyone who worked so hard for me. I just can't blame you enough."
Defect grounds entire $400 billion fleet of F-35 fighter jets. WTF?! WE COULD HAVE USED THAT MONEY TO BUILD A REALLY COOL STADIUM SOMEWHERE!
If you can read this, you're at the wrong convention. #RNCConventionSlogans
Senate Republicans are fighting to raise student loan interest rates, just in case anyone under 40 was thinking about voting Republican.
I'm not worried that people obsessed with Game of Thrones can't get laid. I'm worried that they can.
Obama nominates CEO of REI for Interior Secretary, a big step in his plan to be the "Nalgene bottle" president.
Despite murder of American diplomats, Romney maintains normal schedule of public embarrassment.
The Patriots signed Tim Tebow, just in case you didn't hate them.
"I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican and Haitian." - Rep. Mark Sanford internship application
If The Onion can apologize, then I think we can all accept that there is nothing to believe in anymore.
"Walk softly, and shoot people in the face." - Teddy Roosevelt, as quoted in The NRA's History of America.
Nothing says "My vagina is permanently sealed shut" like the facial expression in Ann Coulter's twitter picture.
Couples having serious relationship talks at the gym should not be allowed to reproduce.
Authorities in Shanghai found 2,800 dead pigs in a river, inspiring a new Denny's menu item.