Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
That belly button ring looks so good with your GED.
sometimes people put two and two together and make five.
Thought of the day: What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth?
DMV sucks dick 😒.
"That's dope, yo!" - Cool cop that found my stash and is now arresting me and he's totally not cool anymore
I would buy something called "The Tit Pillow."
Twitter crushes are like a white trash love story
I bet astronauts flip Earth off all the time.
I would post my email addr for you to send pics of your boobs to (to save you the awkwardness of DM'ing to ask for it) but I'm leary of bots
My office chair spins. Wheeeeeeee!
The moral is, never build a statue of someone unless they're A) Already dead and B) Not covering up the rape of children.
new followers. if you don't say hi...i'm not going to fucking follow you. ok. thanks. oh and if your avi is in poor taste...that's a no.
When making an entry into my calendar for a haircut, I write Hair-Cute, because DUH, I’m cute.
Self-esteem, get it, keep it.
I guess all the dumb chicks are still selling Scentsy...
I like my men like I like my bananas. In my butthole.
Everyone knows everyone
I know the National Anthem by heart. I was blocked by US Magazine, because their tweets are stupid. And I told them that