Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I bet twitters dad could kick facebooks dads ass in a street fight
I'm high on life...and drugs.
I wish time flew by as quickly at work as it does when I hit the snooze button
Bacon flavored bacon. Its like bacon with a little bacon in it.
I wish I was Sir Francis Bacon. I mean how cool to be, the Lord of Bacon?
Feeling very insecure about my tweets these days. It's like I can't hear anyone laugh at them.
You know, that last hit always taste like shit!