@chaos1011 I just dropped out....dancing money is just to good ....

I bet twitters dad could kick facebooks dads ass in a street fight

I'm high on life...and drugs.

I wish time flew by as quickly at work as it does when I hit the snooze button

Bacon flavored bacon. Its like bacon with a little bacon in it.

I wish I was Sir Francis Bacon. I mean how cool to be, the Lord of Bacon?

Feeling very insecure about my tweets these days. It's like I can't hear anyone laugh at them.

@chaos1011 that quote is from Neil Young - Hey Hey, My My 1979.

You know, that last hit always taste like shit!