Jesus dick @gruber will you please take your dick out of Steve's corpse and write about something else, even once

I can’t handle @tapbot_paul s tweets, I hope someone cool interviews him one day and destroys him and then punches and proceeds to pee @ him

Mega millions tonight. If I win, everybody who retweets this gets anything of their choosing under $10,000

Best comment i've read all day "Hipsters now have Apple Mac laptops because Steve Jobs is 'underground'"

#skrill http://t.co/u7cTmr59

It's the dude from ice age lmao http://t.co/CUYvyz2P

Flashlight iPad case #dafuq http://t.co/sA5m85sr

I'll pretty much buy anything as long as its shiny and made by apple

@gizmodo Meet the new Gizmodo, where without shitty articles like this you would be out of work

@n00neimp0rtant http://t.co/jQxoqCWe

iDevTeam releases jailbreak, new root-access to human brain. God to release OTA update soon

Girls don't make sense http://t.co/mMt8fdSa

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I hope Boost Mobile gets the iPhone so I can poor while I rich

OH http://twitpic.com/5uz2kf

Omg guise check it out @chronic is on TV!!!! http://t.co/MKprn6j4

Lol'd http://t.co/mlBbYUVQ

can't wait to download the HD 6-hour long session of @jailbreakcon in 6 months!!!!

@digeratii I kind of want to smear mayonnaise on your face

.@beebee880 @fart @n00neimp0rtant @jesuscumshot666 http://t.co/cNCQWbFt