Tim Tebow threw for 316 yards.

For all you Bible-verse knowers, I'll just throw that out there.

2006: Akon sang "I wanna fuck you"

2010: Akon sang "I just had sex"

Only took the poor man four years.

We take you live to the Instagram offices: http://t.co/SgUd2nlD

“How did they do that? Can we?” - Samsung

Google announced a $1300 Chromebook.

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Textual (Mac IRC client) free for today only: http://t.co/eYaoSDw

@jose3030 Andrew Bynum Hair Update: pic.twitter.com/7GBZsDIW

@selfcuttinggirl @youranonnews  http://i.imgur.com/B4VKH.gif 

Holy fuck, how did the Yankees lose to this team?

Colorado Amendment 64 passed. First in the nation to legalize recreational use of marijuana. #IndividualLiberty

"Unix is a language". - @jkls

Someone must've given Rebecca Black the wrong address. The #Grammys is a music awards show.

Get out there and vote today. Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Socialist, w/e - Vote for what you believe is right for the country.

@sportscenter 3rd… EJ Emanuel became the 2nd

Wow “@dmvfollowers: This bridge in Newport News is almost underwater. pic.twitter.com/Npa3OZ5s”

@peytonshead not very good news for Tim Tebow, who was expecting to look for open QB jobs in the CFL.

@stevestreza nope, Safari will eat all of your RAM regardless of what you're doing.

I think I have a new favorite website: http://t.co/fWlbfad

@d_seaman we would already be in a police state if it weren't for the internet.

Lebron goes 9 years w/o a ring - evry1 calls him out for never winning. And when he wins - people say he "only won 1 ring". He can't win.