And for the second year in a row on May 25th, for the Rangers, it's over.

@knunez communist.

I'm known for being very helpful pic.twitter.com/eFnLcdNVi3

I want to slap fight Ribery. How long is the line?

Germany, 1938: "Gaze into your crystal ball; tell me my future." "Fuhrer, I see 100,000 Germans in an arena in England chanting." "MWAHAHA!"

Watched a mom in a Subaru get handed an iPad, auth an in-app purchase and hand it back before the light turned green. Whitest thing ever?

#WTF? There's actually a "WTF?" stamp you can impress upon things.  http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001VZ6G3S/lockergnome … #aff pic.twitter.com/85aRgnW8CB

Xbox, make coffee.

Couldn’t your weekenDD use some sprinkles from #DunkinDonuts?  http://twitpic.com/ct4fq6 

Facebook, I swear to gods if you lock me out of my account on a device I’ve been using for years again, I will set your whole site on fire.

Hawk Harrelson - "NO ..NOOO NO!"  http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_24_miamlb_chamlb_1&mode=video&content_id=27405123&tcid=vpp_copy_27405123 …

Shhh don't tell her I showed you this pic.twitter.com/JKo1tYxPZt

Video: Morgan Freeman does his best Mike Francesa impression, falls asleep on live television  http://bit.ly/14IRl6Q 

When groupchats go green instead of blue... 😔

Random Access Memories album play count: 13 (now on 14)

Video: Anti-Drone Protestor Takes Over Obama’s Counterterrorism Speech:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/video-anti-drone-protestor-takes-over-obamas-counterterroris …

WARNING: Do not click the link that offers you a link to an unreleased nickelback song: it contains a nickelback song.

Night two of being able to stream a movie from iTunes.

Where is my Nexus Q?

Sorry I wasn't tweeting. Me and Roy Hibbert were just chillin', watching the end of the Pacers-Heat.

Greats moments in the W: James Shields is 2-5. #1 in IP, top 5 in ERA and WHIP. #twtw