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How did you know that I woke up wanting to talk to a bunch of walls today? What's your secret?
In an instant, I remembered everything
Two Girls One Noose
I went to the gym yesterday, so I should probably start tweeting about that at least twenty times per day, right?
The first thing ingested upon waking: a package of pop rocks entitled "BJ BLAST" that adds an appropriate 69 calories to my daily intake
Let my legs shake me to sleep and don't wake me when I sweat on my sheets
CUT THE CORD THAT STRANGLES YOUR HEAD
When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend
The coolest part about not really drinking anymore is that you'll never have to worry about hearing from anyone ever again apparently
I get so excited when I know that I'm about to brake check the shit out of someone
Coming to terms with my status as a drifter
Watch what the humans ruin with machines
My entire world smells like a bonfire and that's pretty okay
My cat has developed this habit of needing to sit on my shoulders every time he sees that I'm sitting down
Mastering the fine art of procrastination one failed project at a time