#DidYouKnow? @martahanson knows 78% of all facts. #Heresay #NotAFact

Well at least the IRS didn't audit the Associated Press....

Way to go, Minnesota! Now I can finally propose to Michele Bachmann!

Gay marriage to be legal in Michele Bachmann's home state

Email from @johnbrougher to me: Your emails are so BuzzFeed-ey. #FightingWords

RT @wusa9: #BREAKING Report: Multiple People Shot In West Laurel --->  http://on.wusa9.com/13e9QN3  #MD #Shooting

Girlfriends: stop clothing your men well. It confuses the gays.

@ktravisballie No, what happens is that you'll just GET a life outside of it!

@ktravisballie Ugh, you have GOT to get out of DC. That sounds horrible.

Millenials are so selfish! Remember when we took on insane debt to buy our McMansions & it wrecked the economy for everyone? Oh, wait ...

@ktravisballie Just don't read anything about the author. He's a horrible human being, but the book is SO GOOD.

My boss sends the BEST iPhone mistakes. Today's fave at the end of an email: "No buggy." Want to ask if we can have horses, at least.

I really don't have anything else to say to you South Carolina.
Not until you are done with your time out.
Now go stand in the corner.

I'm 29 and I have about $10,000 in my retirement account which means I will basically retire never.

Congratulations, Delaware!!! #WizardHatState #EqualityFTW pic.twitter.com/fufCfVV9IF

BREAKING: Marriage equality passes in the Senate. Delaware is officially the 11th state to secure the freedom to marry! #DE4M #netDE #lgbt

17 years ago today, Bob Barr introduced #DOMA in the House of Representatives. #LGBT

MT @irincarmon: Just watched a judge yell at DOJ for 2 hrs over Plan B. Accused them of "basically lying." More dramatic than TV.

How many cute Latino boys can there be at the Kabbalah Centre? A lot apparently.

@ktravisballie I'm so glad to (finally) hear from guys who will admit this, I was starting to suspect it was a girls only phenomena