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Just laying here thinking about everything I can do nothing about
There really needs to be a third voice in my head telling the other two to shut the hell up, and then maybe form a band.
Watching puke happen is never more fun than with an "I told you so" attached
On a scale of normal to German porn, how weird would trying on someone else's contacts be?
Talking to a guy who has a phone that's just...a phone. No camera, no internet, just a phone. I should run right?
Just when I start to regret being slutty on here, someone posts full nudes into my TL & I realize I still qualify as a good girl on twitter.
Pizza, because if I can't be a good mom I can at least be a popular one
I really only want society to reach full gender equality after the point my boobs aren't gonna get me special treatment anymore anyway
Pretty awesome how easy access my self destruct button is
Odds are I'll die of a heart attack while filling the coffee pot due to a dive bombing cat. I CAN'T figure out where he's launching from.
Dinner options look like: crunchberries, ice cream, or crunchberries and ice cream
I cooked for him and he stlll came back...something wrong with this one
Thank you sweet idiots. The traffic jam surrounding your accident would have been so boring but your fist fight has made all the difference!
Feeling so special with that 1st trophy, do I get to wear big girl panties now?!
Happiness is walking out to see my car wasn't ticketed or towed (I may have parked where I shouldn't to get to class)
Cat skipped purring and went straight to grunting while I rubbed his belly...I feel so used and dirty now.
Does being a hot mess burn calories?
Holy taste buds, a real doughnut shop that makes their own damn doughnuts. I will live here now.
Today's lesson: it is impossible to talk about pie without someone snickering