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I like you, why don't you stop being such a dick!
Some people need to be high fived in the face with a fucking chair!
No pants life
A spoonful of nutella helps this beer go down
I'm giving up dating people my age, from now on it's young boys for me. You know, for shits 'n giggles
Thank god for my medication, otherwise I'd be really upset now
Assholes, like you, should come with warning labels.
It appears we have a fuck load of eye specialists amongst us.
I want whatever the moons having
Thanks to this medication being emotionless is all the more fabulous!
News flash : I don't fucking care there's 9 million bicycles in Beijing!
Motogp qualifying in Portuguese because supersport are assholes!
It's Thursday, you know what that means!?
So, I unfollow the likes of you and still have to be subjected to your trife with people RT-ing your inane bullshit....
Hump 'n Dump
I wish I had a dancers body....in my bed! :)
Fuck sakes, just as I finish loading my shot gun the kids next door shut up and go inside!
My face seems to be a fucking magnet for complete randoms to tell me their life stories, seriously!?