Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
A tweet so good everyone thinks you stole it.
Too much spare time? Get a 1 year old.
The person in your avi is hot, who is it?
Chris Brown and Mathew Newton should do a charity cage fight
Every now and then I check what's trending to make sure I'm out of touch.
I've been using this diamond as a flashlight for 3 days and I still can't see shit, fuck you Rihanna fuck you.
My life is based on a true story
There's a great number of people talking to themselves here.
Homeless sext: collect booty call will you accept the charges?
Why do they tie chickens legs to cook them, where is that dead chicken running?
Sometimes I think before I do but only sometimes.
My hunger is fighting my lazy!
How are drugs bad? I watched a man run around yelling 'Stink finger' at the shops today.
If you are wearing a name tag right now your job sucks
You should be able to say what you want and if it's racist you should be ready for a kick in the cunt.
What do you get when you mix animal and human DNA? - Banned from the petting zoo!
Live and work in Brisbane love the weather and the easy going slow witted Queenslanders. Manly since76 Proud Aussie proud dad, I tweet for the hell of it.