Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Too much spare time? Get a 1 year old.
The person in your avi is hot, who is it?
Chris Brown and Mathew Newton should do a charity cage fight
I've been using this diamond as a flashlight for 3 days and I still can't see shit, fuck you Rihanna fuck you.
My life is based on a true story
Every now and then I check what's trending to make sure I'm out of touch.
There's a great number of people talking to themselves here.
Homeless sext: collect booty call will you accept the charges?
Sometimes I think before I do but only sometimes.
My hunger is fighting my lazy!
How are drugs bad? I watched a man run around yelling 'Stink finger' at the shops today.
If you are wearing a name tag right now your job sucks
You should be able to say what you want and if it's racist you should be ready for a kick in the cunt.
What do you get when you mix animal and human DNA? - Banned from the petting zoo!
Great I've got a boner at work!
Just keep tweeting until everyone has blocked you, that's how you win twitter.
Ben Te'o thought he scored a 3 way and went ape shit when the other chick turned out to be Darius.
Live and work in Brisbane love the weather and the easy going slow witted Queenslanders. Manly since76 Proud Aussie proud dad, I tweet for the hell of it.