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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Retarded Bitch Idiot #lessambitiousbooks
How did this Hitler cake "ruin" your birthday??? Nobody thinks you picked out your own cake...
Masturbate like no one is watching. Shit like no one is listening. Rape like you’ve never been loved, and live like it’s heaven on Earth
@disassemblyline I was the guy who lost in the Crossfire Commercial. Fine, I wasn't, but I've told people this for years & they believe it.
i cannot believe there weren't laws against massacring all of those little kids....
@leducviolet There's actually a great one on Foxnews.com right now: "Obama to Speak After Boehner Breaks Off ..."
A contestant on the Blue Barracudas suddenly stumbles down the Stairs of Knowledge and cracks his head open. Olmec is silent #bannedepisodes
Can someone explain the 2nd ammendment to me like I'm Five.... and a gunman just walked into my classroom???
worst pickup line: "well, i hope you don't get raped by a stranger tonight, 'cuz it'd be all your fault, walking around looking that fine!"
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You all said it was "puppy love," but it is 7 years later and I am still fucking the same dog.
I am a six pack of enemas for your brain and butt / Co-founder of Fecal Force Five / Runner-up, 2006 Up-the-Bum-athon.
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