Yo tstorm Andrea, do me a solid and make it rain on dem hoes, I'm tryina get outta work! ☁⚡

I hate when my moms not caught up on Greys... Nobody to bitch about with

"@gayathomedad: I know it's the weekend, but try to resist getting shitfaced and quoting Fat Amy tonight." @shiwhitted

Waited Island #beautiful #beach #ocean pic.twitter.com/8yTQYkKz

Do you think the ants ever get tired walking back and forth to these bread crumbs all day? I wonder if an ant can be "out of shape" #imweird

"stop holding on to what hurts and make room for what feels good" #wisewords

the little old security guard that sits in the library all night makes me sad #HeLooksLonely

@mgiamporcaro I am just now seeing all of your penis movies

If others knew me by rang RT: @chel_out_bro: @kaladalahan If I was your boyfriend I would sing Bangarang to you all the time #redheadprobs

girl trying to lick your elbow, stop. #kimbelprobs

@chel_out_bro @mgiamporcaro if awkwardness was an event in the olympics, I'd be the gold medalist #TwitterlessAl would be in close second

@colt_grabowski haha there is always a little glimmer of hope that there might be a decent guy there #ImUsuallyWrong #MAWproblems

Ima rate this a stage 4 clinger #LeaveMeAlone #IHateMAWboys #KiddingButNot

It's one of those kinds of nights http://t.co/1F1fX9Gt

actually going to attempt to remember tonight and attempt to go to classes tomorrow #wishmeluck

@mgiamporcaro "does anybody want the chocolate thunder from down under? ... Sounds like my senior year" #outbackprobs

#LoseMyNumberIf I gave it to you at MAW @coastalgrlprobz @onlyatcoastal

This girls hair is too big, I can't see the board

I should really be a bartender.. #MyDrinksAreDank @irishgirlprobz @drunkgirllife

yeah, I just went there #spanishtweet