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  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one.

    • 1,019
    • FAVS
    Desert_Girl_kikiat2014ameatlargelaurajennyjoMichelle_EpperFreekKaltercambusladLifeCutsDeep
    • 496
    • RETWEETS
    ameatlargelaurajennyjocambusladLifeCutsDeepjcdavis2013malcolmpowder3ndiquoteastutenewf
    ElephartshanetheveinFadeAway2MasterOfFuryDukeOfOyl________charlzeroCroweJamPrincessBailyllvvzzzlucyworld1ima_pterodactylSarcasmo718Maui_SpeaksTequilaTearsJaySuchdiarrheachopper4jk
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s.

    • 578
    • FAVS
    FreekKaltercambusladLifeCutsDeepericbovevaglaserastutenewfpurdon91luvmyADHD
    • 306
    • RETWEETS
    cambusladastutenewfnoel_skimoonlover5555LorenzoZaniratoGeorgeWittaJjunejuly12schwebebanana
    Just_Lee_Just_Lee_1kkkhidBarebakAssassinchopper4jkMaxine12333YearOfRat
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago.

    • 651
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    KailaGehringMichelle_EpperLifeCutsDeepsingingdoves13CurtmacklinMissyJ80astutenewfjunejuly12
    • 226
    • RETWEETS
    jcdavis2013astutenewfThatsMyBushNadza_MentalAbortionsVenusRockHobbitcatcervenykukolik
    chopper4jkYearOfRatCpez38
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing.

    • 467
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    elphaba1422vaglaserastutenewfWriterLifeComyles_morrisonsmintCrisisLinedHumor_Fetish
    • 239
    • RETWEETS
    zzelda01astutenewfhellookittygirljunejuly12queertofuwriteshunterw33mckennamarilynallisulli
    smintwesjohnson8JTQuest
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    I only get religious when scratching off lottery tickets.

    • 393
    • FAVS
    LetsGet9inedjunejuly12ThatsMyBushSMASHNICOLE_mckennamarilynOhhwhoopsCapeTownBlondeLevanaJebeauxx
    • 169
    • RETWEETS
    junejuly12SMASHNICOLE_MentalAbortionsCelsoPiazziVenusRockHobbitcatcervenyairwalk_11JaneSays___
    cessperience_xLNcchopper4jk
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Stop screaming. I’m trying to flirt.

    • 331
    • FAVS
    notoriouspg13NurseKimaaaTmoney68djr_102moiescape1327codetranslucentme_JasikaE
    • 178
    • RETWEETS
    notoriouspg13NurseKimaaaTmoney68FUNjabietranslucentme_theformeronecrayan9shita3yosays
    LindaInDisguise5hael
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    In dog years, I'm a bitch.

    • 345
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    smintjunejuly12WHEREISWALTJNRMatthewJRooneyAnabelle791OhhwhoopsOneOfTheseNitesPurld
    • 135
    • RETWEETS
    nyki_mOhhwhoopsGreyAreaTweetsA_KuenamatatalitfirebirdVenusRockHobbitcatcervenyJaneSays___
    kkkhidMasterOfFuryDukeOfOyl________ShortWhiteNUgly__
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    It's amazing how you can get out of meetings with just a little clown make-up and an axe.

    • 332
    • FAVS
    junejuly12clemwinCapeTownBlondeRasbanda_ManoloGMCP_78VenusRockHobbitjannable9redherringbear
    • 129
    • RETWEETS
    clemwinRasbanda_ManoloVenusRockHobbitcatcervenyScigglezUGANDANCRAZYseanluck13vindworld_
    SmooheedcharlzeroMidgetsparElephart
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    If you ask me a question and then interrupt me while I’m answering, I’ll go silent and glare at you until one of us is dead.

    • 305
    • FAVS
    junejuly12CapeTownBlondeclemwinVenusRockHobbitbluntdesirejannable9ScigglezHRTSMRT
    • 155
    • RETWEETS
    albanner66WaterqueenVenusRockHobbitbluntdesireTlaxBoy05TehNemsterSocial_MimeSureshMKothari
    thedayofthedot5hael
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Can a garbage disposal grind down a human femur? I'm asking for a friend.

    • 343
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    VenusRockHobbitjannable9HRTSMRTHope79907928Grind_n_RolldreamthievinSuitCondQckhd
    • 112
    • RETWEETS
    VenusRockHobbitGrind_n_RollQckhdejmichaels1SamuelHLowemoxiebloggerlovemydogduckErroneous404
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    If a coworker asks to borrow your pen - sniff it and say, “I think this one is safe” and see if they’ll take it from your hand.

    • 282
    • FAVS
    LittleJimmy61OhhwhoopsFlowertottieclemwinRasbanda_ManoloCapeTownBlondemcibtyVenusRockHobbit
    • 137
    • RETWEETS
    OhhwhoopsRasbanda_ManoloGMCP_78VenusRockHobbitcatcervenyGrind_n_RollTlaxBoy05WhatevMichelle
    5hael
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    In my defense, your Honor, the woman wouldn't stop saying "okey dokey."

    • 300
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    smintCapeTownBlondemcibtySallyBeckett75GMCP_78VenusRockHobbitth_purpl_ladyHRTSMRT
    • 110
    • RETWEETS
    rayyyychVenusRockHobbitcatcervenyTlaxBoy05Social_MimeMatteroffact80IcyInsomniakrishna_van
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    All I want is a guy who will take over pedaling the tandem bike while I clothesline random strangers.

    • 246
    • FAVS
    bibbitybobbinNurseKimaaaOhhwhoopsRasbanda_ManolomcibtyWaterqueenAndLive2LoveBounceDatAssLOL
    • 128
    • RETWEETS
    Tmoney68OhhwhoopsRasbanda_ManoloWaterqueenA_KuenamatataVenusRockHobbitth_purpl_ladycatcerveny
    charlzerodaemonic3
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Sometimes I get scared that Twitter isn't real & that everyone I'm following is just one of my personalities.

    • 250
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    OhhwhoopssensiblymadclemwinCapeTownBlondeWaterqueenVenusRockHobbitechobunny9203jimmy_sharpe
    • 93
    • RETWEETS
    benittto13OhhwhoopsFavstar250clemwinWaterqueenVenusRockHobbitcatcervenyTlaxBoy05
    JaneDozey
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    I just saw a 70 year old man jogging with his shirt folded up like a belly shirt and my Fallopian tubes tied themselves into a knot.

    • 272
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    LorieGZspartan3855VenusRockHobbitcatcervenyjimmy_sharpeGrind_n_RolldreamthievinQckhd
    • 59
    • RETWEETS
    VenusRockHobbitcatcervenyQckhd__worley__lovemydogduckFavstar2501evilidiotparhwy
    PantsDonkeyMothpete
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Hey, sexy. This straightjacket isn’t going to remove itself.

    • 215
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    clemwinVenusRockHobbitarmyantstudioscatcervenyjimmy_sharpeGrind_n_RolldreamthievinSevernjaca
    • 92
    • RETWEETS
    clemwinVenusRockHobbitcatcervenyGrind_n_Rollblasphe_meLaFuzzyNoirlovemydogduckSergioValenCo
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Why do men keep coming up to me tonight asking how much I charge? My spending habits are none of their business.

    • 248
    • FAVS
    LorieGZVenusRockHobbitechobunny9203Simin109catcervenyHRTSMRTGrind_n_Rolldreamthievin
    • 52
    • RETWEETS
    WaterqueenVenusRockHobbitcatcervenylilirishgrlBareChestylovemydogduckYeahMikeOxlongcaseytduncan
    kkkhid
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    Dammit. I lost another Croc in the mosh pit.

    • 210
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    gayunicornpoohbreaker9999wanderlust_0TabneriumTeaBeaPeaMonicann86bibbitybobbinthegayfarmerguy
    • 87
    • RETWEETS
    hbreaker9999MURSEculinitythegayfarmerguyTmoney68JTQuestNecromancyNancyOhgoddessitsmeVenusRockHobbit
    calluptome
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    I hate when people surprise me with a hug before I can grab a weapon.

    • 189
    • FAVS
    boothairsgtblueeyesNowYouSeeHerbibbitybobbinLorieGZclemwinWaterqueenGMCP_78
    • 98
    • RETWEETS
    boothairJYoung2319NowYouSeeHerTmoney68clemwinWaterqueenVenusRockHobbitlovemydogduck
  • Kali_Mura
      Kali Mura @Kali_Mura

    This lady on the plane sat next to me for five hours and didn’t say one word to me. I love her.

    • 212
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    LorieGZclemwinJohn26649305AndLive2LoveOhgoddessitsmeVenusRockHobbitjaggedapemuseofhistory
    • 69
    • RETWEETS
    VenusRockHobbitmuseofhistoryHRTSMRTQckhdlovemydogduckYeahMikeOxlongcaseytduncanGSHOK9
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