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There's this group missing from Flickr. It should be called No Talent Assclowns With Expensive Cameras.
Why aren't there any divorce photographers? I think that would be much more interesting as a genre than wedding or baby photography.
You probably think my idea of an Asian-Southern cooking show, "Woking in Memphis" is annoying even before I tell you what the theme song is.
I only drink on days that end in tears. I'm also confused about the relationship between cause and effect.
I propose we drop the insulting and degrading term "MILF" from our parlance. Instead use "omnom-mom", okay?
My effort to market my deliciously fluffy waffles in Germany fell over flat. Why don't people like my Luftwaffels?
I can't wait for Apple to release the next generation of mice. Call it "Modest Mouse" please. Hipster outrage is always fun.
Also, remember Jesus H. Christ? That's right, the H stands for Hussein. Jesus Hussein Christ. How do you like that, John?
It's not so much that anyone with a DSLR is a photographer these days but more that anyone who owns a cat is a photographer.
So, I kicked that guy's ass but how do I "take names"? I can't ask him as he's unconscious and I need an answer fast because... well, sirens
Whoever came up with labelling taco sauce "hot" and "medium". It should be "awesome" and "weak" respectively.
Our dog is a machine which converts food to poop and love. I guess you can't have one without the other.
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