If this site were named Clitter, half the men wouldn't know where to find it or what to do with it.

A woman with a shoe avi tweeted "I'm horny this morning" and you guys gave her 100 stars for that. I hate you all. Also I'm horny.

Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?!

I am NOT vain! But have you seen my ass?

Now that I have a few Favstar trophies under my belt, I'm updating my resume to include "Award Winning Comic".

I will lovingly follow any race,religion,gay,lesbian.But if you type teamfollowback into every tweet,I will shove you into a fuck'n oven.

Thanks Facebook friends, don't know how I would have made it through the day without YOUR horoscope updates.

Don't we all hate those really popular tweeters who have 10,000 followers but only follow like 100 people? Can we just all agree they suck?

Give a man and inch....and he'll try to stick it in you.

I'm going to slo-mo wash my car in my bikini today just to piss off my fat bitch stalker neighbor & blast song "Pour some sugar on me".

To all you insecure guys here, don't be afraid, I don't bite, you can star me, RT me, just like you do for all the unfunny ugly girls.

Nice try John Goodman, changing your name to Chaz.

Attention people here who don't understand humor, please do not attempt to reply to those of us who have humor, it's beyond your skill level

When I first joined Twitter, I only followed celebs, as of now, not one of them made the final cut. Real people rock.

Twitter's suggestions of People similar to me make me want to re-examine my life.

Lady in the ugly green swimsuit, maybe next month trim your tampon string before you go to the pool.

I don't need to blow you for a raise because I already blew your boss for your job. Your'e fired. he he

Hey Spammers, if I wanted to make easy money from home, I'd start up a sex cam service.

I'll never tweet about having a dirty vagina, my anal cavity, heavy period or constipation. Half of you can unfollow me now. :P

Ladies: If you need copious amounts of alcohol to enjoy sex, maybe you really don't like sex so much?