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I need a dollar, dollar. LOL jk I live in the UK. Anyone got a quid?
The sexual tension between the invigilator's during an exam.
Ryan Giggs is suing Twitter. I can't Imogen why.
It's so funny seeing how people you went to school with have failed so badly at life 😂
Waiting for your 16th so you can forfill your dreams and go on Jeremy Kyle.
Using the self service checkout to avoid human interaction.
There wouldn't be a 'Mersey Shore' as all the equipment would get stolen before they could start filming.
Lord Sugar think's he's a fucking God.
Just to clarify that 'Kids' is the best MGMT song ever, ok?
When loads of girls post "aww you're so pretty" on photos and it's like stfu she's a munter.
I swear "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" is like the best program ever.
DUmping your girlfriend via scrabble.
It's pathetic when someone only listens to "Paradise" yet calls themself a Coldplay fan.
#3Words Pumped Up Kicks
Calling your mum by her first name 'cause you're a fearless bastard.
Saying "Move bitch, get out the way" to bitches who are in your way.
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