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I need a dollar, dollar. LOL jk I live in the UK. Anyone got a quid?
The sexual tension between the invigilator's during an exam.
Ryan Giggs is suing Twitter. I can't Imogen why.
Waiting for your 16th so you can forfill your dreams and go on Jeremy Kyle.
Using the self service checkout to avoid human interaction.
There wouldn't be a 'Mersey Shore' as all the equipment would get stolen before they could start filming.
Lord Sugar think's he's a fucking God.
Just to clarify that 'Kids' is the best MGMT song ever, ok?
When loads of girls post "aww you're so pretty" on photos and it's like stfu she's a munter.
I swear "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" is like the best program ever.
DUmping your girlfriend via scrabble.
It's pathetic when someone only listens to "Paradise" yet calls themself a Coldplay fan.
#3Words Pumped Up Kicks
Calling your mum by her first name 'cause you're a fearless bastard.
Saying "Move bitch, get out the way" to bitches who are in your way.
Monday morning lectures can suck my clit
You know someone's not from London when they stand on the left hand side of the fucking escalator.
IM GOING TO UNI!!!!!
No, a BTEC definitely is NOT "equivalent to three A Levels".
Madonna is going to ruin this SuperBowl.