Just realized I have a serious crush on @andrej_pejic the androgyny is killing me. Can't decide if I'd want to top or bottom him. #decisions

ugh, charlize theron what are you doing to my lady bits?! you are the thing girl crushes are made of. #oscars2012 #ladybeauty

I gotta say, I hate that people have been killed, but I hope he gets out and is able to tell his story to the media, the REAL story. #dorner

I planned on saving this for tomorrow, but since 2011 was what sparked it, I'm posting it now: Things That Need To Stop http://t.co/PaTyNEOf

Stores I I ԼOƔЄ ❤ @earlytobed @babeland_nyc @babeland_sea @shevibe @sheboptheshop @myticklespot @goodforher @goodvibesma @caya_coop

#ff #safesex @quikstrips @durexconnect @trojanconnects @justincaseinc @onecondoms @rfsuvegancondom @contraceptioned @lifestylesusa

Thinking I might do a double whammy for #Easter: Baby Jesus Butt Plug AND Bunny Tail Butt Plug reviews back to back. Kinda like ass to ass.

(cont) more medals #dorner received Navy Rifle Marksmanship Ribbon, Armed Forces Reserve Medal w/ "M" device, Navy Expert Pistol Shot Medal

Before you judge #dorner realize he received a National Defense Service Medal, Iraq Campaign Medal, Global War on Terrorism Service Medal...

#HowToKeepYourMan buy him a @fleshlight & give him 'alone time' when he needs it. Sure hes got you, but he still faps.  http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=468461 

since I'm on the topic of @fleshlight products... oh hell, I just can't even imagine this. I'd shit my pants. pic.twitter.com/Te0u5emV

...in a perfect world Obama was slightly out of it because he was banging his wife all day. Just sayin.

My God, #Obama is one eloquent man. I'd love to hear him whispering sweet nothings in my ear. *sigh*

5 Freaky Fetishes of Golden-Age Hollywood - And The Enduring Question They Still Raise: http://t.co/ZAfoqIeo

Excited!1 Just got my first costume to review, hopefully I'll be able to cover a ton of them before Halloween!

Reviewers I adore #ff them - @epiphora @lucidobsession @venusetc @dominadoll @top2bottom @aagblog @babelandreviews @sara_vibes @mistress_kay

RT @epiphora New post! Um, No: Rock and Roll Massager. THERE IS SO MUCH TO MAKE FUN OF. A feast for the snark. http://t.co/rw6CBtK

Peoples I ♥♥♥ #ff @kaitlynpoling14 @daveshred @bongchi @msanndee @goobian @bzkmnstr @briannaerin17 @alonerocker @jerry321999 @toddklinck

People I can count on #ff @kailasays @bzkmnstr @bongchi @kbpicklestein @msanndee @tjohnsoniii @jerry321999 @_jamiek_

20 Strange Sex Laws From Around The World - Some of these are just f*cking bizarre! http://tumblr.com/xgm1psz0sj