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"Malala will rise again despite threats, says father." - Malala hai ya Dark Knight?
People don't even realise that it's the writer they've fallen in love with. Not the actor.
I like Bilawal Bhutto, she made some strong points in her speech.
Definition of POLITICIAN in #Pakistan:
A person of little intellect, totally immoral, carries immense amount of narcissism.
I want to know Yeh food puns start kis nay kiye hein. Zara potato chalay.
If you're new & think Twitter is the place to find some hot chicks and maybe get laid. You are wrong. The place is full of smart ugly ones.
"I'm a Muslim, and I hate terrorism." by @deanofcomedy - Wish the whole world can read it. Great job Obeid. http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/24/opinion/obeidallah-muslims-hate-terrorism/index.html …
"This video is not available in your location, because let's face it. You live in Pakistan. We don't give a shit about Pakistan." -- YouTube
After the wedding, Saif and Kareena have decided to come clean about their 25 year old illegitimate child in Pakistan named Ali Saifeena.
Can't wait to move out of the country and then come back after decades claiming to be the most patriotic person this country has ever seen.
Beta, go to London and get a masters degree and don't come back. #TypicalPakistaniThinking
Do you see profit in death? Do you lack morals? If yes, Join Express News or GeoNews Today! Turning deaths into profit, since 2002 #Pakistan
Idea for Amir Bhai's next show: "Arm Wrestling Match between Chipa and Edhi. Winner gets to take home the Amaan Ramzan Python for one week."
If Nokia's battery is so awesome, why do all of you keep roaming around the office asking for a "Patli pin wala charger" all the time?
"Rotating the key is the strike here." - Wasim Akram.
Farrukh is none of no kind. He is a writer. He speaks in third person. He is not a big success yet but his friends think he's badass. He thinks they're right.