@radiomaru Ramona Flowers with Scott Pilgrim action figure though! http://t.co/xNdqO4Mt

The first picture that shows up when a person googles your name is this @stefanjoppe http://t.co/QAWHq0fb

"I love when you have the flash really high and I look like an Asian!" -@emily1931

THE SPIDERS, THEY WANT ME TO TAP DANCE. I DON'T WANNA TAP DANCE.

If a turtle falls in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a splat?!

"When you see blanks in an equation do you, a. Dance b. Cook a pie c. Put in coefficients to balance the equation"

"I'm gonna fucking hit you with a metal chair, that's a promise!" ~Beth

I was too far away from the access card thing to get into the school lot so I had half my body hanging out of my car window to reach it.

@emily1931 no need to apologize ;-)

Please destroy me. Please destroy me.

Heed my advice children! Never arrive late.

Literally my favorite unicorn drawing of all time... @stefanjoppe http://t.co/0RoGHQf9

Kevin is a golden god.

Emily...you are literally perfect you and beth and maeghan aand everyone are so hot and great and yeah...

@emily1931 i.e. The technicolor yawn. (See what i did there??????)

I'm gonna puke rainbows. @emily1931

Oh my god my friends. Emily told us she looked like Zelda but when she dances she looks so hot. The fucking sexiest Zelda I've ever seen ...

@emily1931 has a [big] penis. (hence why she's in a boy's bathroom)

"It's like lizzard skin painted gold, it's me." -Katie

"They're so stereotypically Canadian, with their poutine and kindness."