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Don't worry, just some hunger grumbles
You might leave San Francisco, but San Francisco never leaves you.
Tonight's low - 53 degrees
Today's high - everyone in San Francisco
Weather update: still raining like a mofo
'Twas the night before Apple's event
when all through the city
everyone looked at their phones
and thought "this one's getting shitty"
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of meeting someone special who knows love is a combination of trust, patience, and burritos.
Every time you hear someone say they're on a juice cleanse, eat a burrito in their honor.
WARNING: light showers continue to plague SF, residents are encouraged to avoid streets since no one knows how to drive in the rain
If NYC's slogan is "the city that never sleeps" then SF's slogan is "it's 11pm so I'm gonna grab a burrito and then pass out on my couch"
RIP Summer (4/29/14 - 5/1/14). You will be mist.
I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like wood-paneled coffee shops and rents no one can afford.
Ways to prepare for the storm of the century:
1) Do what you normally do
2) Dry yourself off with a towel if you get wet
Can you hear that? It's the sound of everyone in San Francisco buying bread, water, and booze.
Goodnight San Francisco. Stay weird, stay different.
Today's high in San Francisco: 93 degrees
Tonight's high in your apartment: 158 degrees
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of meeting someone special who likes to spoon and then moves away because you get hot when you sleep.
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
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