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Don't worry, just some hunger grumbles
I just ate the 4th of July. It tastes like gun powder and disappointment.
SF: It's so hot we're dying
Rest of country: Turn on AC and stop whining
SF: We don't have that
Rest of country: 😶
You might leave San Francisco, but San Francisco never leaves you.
Tonight's low - 53 degrees
Today's high - everyone in San Francisco
Weather update: still raining like a mofo
'Twas the night before Apple's event
when all through the city
everyone looked at their phones
and thought "this one's getting shitty"
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of meeting someone special who knows love is a combination of trust, patience, and burritos.
Every time you hear someone say they're on a juice cleanse, eat a burrito in their honor.
WARNING: light showers continue to plague SF, residents are encouraged to avoid streets since no one knows how to drive in the rain
I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like people thinking of companies for every letter of the Alphabet.
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of cheaper rent and not having to pay extra for guacamole.
RIP Summer 2015 (4/30-5/1). You will be mist.
If NYC's slogan is "the city that never sleeps" then SF's slogan is "it's 11pm so I'm gonna grab a burrito and then pass out on my couch"
Goodnight San Francisco. Stay weird, stay different.
RIP Summer (4/29/14 - 5/1/14). You will be mist.
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
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