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If NYC is "the city that never sleeps" then SF is "the city that goes to happy hour, gets a burrito to go, and passes out by 11pm"
Ain't no party like a San Francisco party cause a San Francisco party is over by midnight so you can catch the last Bart home
Sorry but I can't afford the rent full time anymore
Changes I'm making as mayor:
1) Maximum rent of $500
2) Redesign city flag to include ice cream
3) Free burrito Friday
Don't worry, just some hunger grumbles
If NYC is "the city that never sleeps" then SF is "the city that goes to yoga at 7, grabs a burrito, and then passes out on a couch by 11"
Last night you slept half-naked on top of your sheets. Tonight you're wearing a hoodie. Welcome to San Francisco.
I just ate the 4th of July. It tastes like gun powder and disappointment.
SF: It's so hot we're dying
Rest of country: Turn on AC and stop whining
SF: We don't have that
Rest of country: 😶
You might leave San Francisco, but San Francisco never leaves you.
Tonight's low - 53 degrees
Today's high - everyone in San Francisco
'Twas the night before Apple's event
when all through the city
everyone looked at their phones
and thought "this one's getting shitty"
I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like wood-paneled coffee shops and rents no one can afford.
The Tea Party and I have a lot in common: we're great at obstruction, we're really dense, and we're almost entirely white
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
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