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San Francisco glossary:
cold = 65 degrees or under
warm = 68 degrees or over
summer = October
winter = July
happiness = burrito
Today's high: everyone in San Francisco
WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!
If NYC is "the city that never sleeps" then SF is "the city that goes to happy hour, gets a burrito to go, and passes out by 11pm"
Ain't no party like a San Francisco party cause a San Francisco party is over by midnight so you can catch the last Bart home
Sorry but I can't afford the rent full time anymore
If NYC is the "city that never sleeps" then SF is the "city that goes to bed early because it has yoga in the Mission at 9am"
Changes I'm making as mayor:
1) Maximum rent of $500
2) Redesign city flag to include ice cream
3) Free burrito Friday
Don't worry, just some hunger grumbles
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of affordable rent and meeting someone who likes you just as you are.
San Francisco: 62
If NYC is "the city that never sleeps" then SF is "the city that goes to yoga at 7, grabs a burrito, and then passes out on a couch by 11"
I just ate the 4th of July. It tastes like gun powder and disappointment.
Last night you slept half-naked on top of your sheets. Tonight you're wearing a hoodie. Welcome to San Francisco.
SF: It's so hot we're dying
Rest of country: Turn on AC and stop whining
SF: We don't have that
Rest of country: 😶
You might leave San Francisco, but San Francisco never leaves you.
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of in-unit laundry machines and restaurants that stay open past 10pm.
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
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