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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!
Don't worry, just some hunger grumbles
Tonight's low - 53 degrees
Today's high - everyone in San Francisco
'Twas the night before Apple's event
when all through the city
everyone looked at their phones
and thought "this one's getting shitty"
RIP Summer (4/29/14 - 5/1/14). You will be mist.
I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like wood-paneled coffee shops and rents no one can afford.
Today's high in San Francisco: 93 degrees
Tonight's high in your apartment: 158 degrees
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of meeting someone special who likes to spoon and then moves away because you get hot when you sleep.
Goodnight San Francisco. May you dream of seeing those 3 little dots immediately after texting someone you like.
The Tea Party and I have a lot in common: we're great at obstruction, we're really dense, and we're almost entirely white
San Francisco is currently experiencing a heat wave in the mid-70s. Residents are advised to stay hydrated & wear their only pair of shorts.
Today's forecast: partly cloudy with a high chance of people finally getting an earthquake kit
Goodnight, San Francisco. May your dreams be filled with craft beer, food trucks, and someone you like who returns your texts.
Can you hear that? It's the sound of everyone in San Francisco hungover.
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
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