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Don't worry, just some hunger grumbles
Tonight's low - 53 degrees
Today's high - everyone in San Francisco
'Twas the night before Apple's event
when all through the city
everyone looked at their phones
and thought "this one's getting shitty"
RIP Summer (4/29/14 - 5/1/14). You will be mist.
I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like wood-paneled coffee shops and rents no one can afford.
Today's high in San Francisco: 93 degrees
Tonight's high in your apartment: 158 degrees
The Tea Party and I have a lot in common: we're great at obstruction, we're really dense, and we're almost entirely white
San Francisco is currently experiencing a heat wave in the mid-70s. Residents are advised to stay hydrated & wear their only pair of shorts.
Today's forecast: partly cloudy with a high chance of people finally getting an earthquake kit
Goodnight, San Francisco. May your dreams be filled with craft beer, food trucks, and someone you like who returns your texts.
Reasons I love San Francisco: because it's the best. End of list.
I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like reclaimed wood & organic coffee with almond milk.
Rain is just God's way of saying "it should have been the Niners."
The first rule of Thunderstorm Club is tell everyone you know that San Francisco is having a thunderstorm.
WEATHER ALERT: Abrasive sunlight plagues San Francisco, residents attempt to cope with outdoor brunch and mimosas
As the Great Fog of San Francisco, I officially declare today "Stay in Bed and Nap Day."
All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
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