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I don't always walk up the stairs. But when I do I stop half way to rest for a minute.
Sometimes talking to people makes me cry and other times I still cry.
Quick guys! Remind me how to be funny again!
My boss sings along to The Muppets at work, so yeah, I know pain.
Really hate this professor so I'm sitting outside her classroom eating Cheetoh's REALLY LOUDLY.
"I'm an artist." - Poor people.
Mitt Romney smells like poop and Obama looks like it! (is this twitter funny? is this how you do it?)
Something about politics.
What am I even doing back on this dang thang.
Sometimes I just want someone to be like "Hey, you're not ugly. You're just a little not pretty".
If another customer asks me "What's a good movie?" I'm just going to shove Ghostbusters in their face and yell "BILL FUCKIN MURRAY".
Just sneezed and clapped my hands, does that count as multitasking?
I play the ukulele and I keep my hands to myself.