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When girls ask "Where all the good guys went"... They're in the friend zone, where you left them.
You may be buying the shots, but you aren't calling them.
I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but, she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status.
Shit my third cousin's local gas station manager's daughter says to underwater basket weavers. It's the funniest one I swear.
One time this lady told me she was allergic to garlic. I swear if that was me I would end it all.
Never start your cypher with "Guys, this is my first time..."
Joy is free
Unfollow if you like blue cheese.
If whatever boy you like doesn't agree hypothetically to avenge your death like in The Crow don't talk to him.
Please contribute to this great cause! Documentary on North Carolina undocumented immigrants. http://igg.me/p/from-the-back-of-the-line/x/2724012 … #immigration #nc
In case you missed @hrlevinson and I last week on @pmcradio, here's the download link. We recommend disrobing.. http://soundblanket.wordpress.com/2013/02/26/gas-station-wine-sound-blanket-ep-3/ …
I haven't tweeted in two days. I've just been watching you all. Judging.
Just passed a limo full of screaming 16 year olds bumping gangnam style. Limo driver looked ready to end it all.
#RNC goers flee to eye doctors after a week of being blinded by the white
That USC vs Texas championship was the greatest ever
Charlotteon. Mercurial. Likely to be spotted amongst cats and audiophiles. I got the Internet goin nuts.