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When girls ask "Where all the good guys went"... They're in the friend zone, where you left them.
You may be buying the shots, but you aren't calling them.
We come in peace
I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but, she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status.
Shit my third cousin's local gas station manager's daughter says to underwater basket weavers. It's the funniest one I swear.
I wish metaphors about butterflies weren't so played out. They really are perfect... Mad ugly & cramped in a cocoon until...
Auto Bell commercial urges women to have sex with men who have clean cars. It means they're responsible.
One time this lady told me she was allergic to garlic. I swear if that was me I would end it all.
Never start your cypher with "Guys, this is my first time..."
Joy is free
Unfollow if you like blue cheese.
Please stop saying Scotus.
If whatever boy you like doesn't agree hypothetically to avenge your death like in The Crow don't talk to him.
Please contribute to this great cause! Documentary on North Carolina undocumented immigrants. http://igg.me/p/from-the-back-of-the-line/x/2724012 … #immigration #nc
In case you missed @hrlevinson and I last week on @pmcradio, here's the download link. We recommend disrobing.. http://soundblanket.wordpress.com/2013/02/26/gas-station-wine-sound-blanket-ep-3/ …
Charlotteon. Mercurial. Likely to be spotted amongst cats and audiophiles. Massage Therapy Student. I like smiling. Smiling's my favorite.