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I fucking hate auto erotic correct
There's no fucking way I'll ever stop being silly. It's too much goddamn fun.
Searching for a man with a severe emotional detachment disorder to use me for sexual pleasure.
This is the funniest most fucking fun place I've ever been...thank you crazy tweeters,I love you guys,*sips cocktail*
I tbought the whole point was RETWEETING peoples personalities out there so they can get more love.Sharing...spread it around...
My motives are pure even though it appears my actions are not.
Oh and Fuck You if you don't like pretty panties
This has been a test, it's only a test,if it were an actual emergency,you wouldn't be able to tweet about it...
Got a letter from my shrink today that says she's moving. Is it crazy to think it's my fault?
I don't have the ability to hate anyone. Even people who have wronged me. I don't know how. I don't want that. I will not carry hate in me.
List of things to get done today: mouth fuck me, fuck me, titty fuck me,ass fuck me. Buy milk.
I would never,ever intentionally harm anyone or hurt them in any way. From the depths of my heart,that is true
None of the men I have sex with/fuck EVER do the walk of shame! They do the walk of pride if they are lucky enough to get a piece of me.
I couldn't care less that I trip and fall a few times a day. It gives more people a chance to see my pretty underwear.
I'll brush my hair but I won't make the bed. I'll kiss your dick but I won't call you...
Who the fuck is running this place anyway?
I will crawl across space and time for the people I love,the people who love me.
Very,very few things upset me. Useless killing of endangered animals does. Cruelty does.
Kindness is so very easy,so effortless,so simple.
Half the time....I honestly have no fucking idea what the hell some of you are talking about.
Roses are red, Strippers like glitter. Hump on my Snatch, and play with my clitter.
I will always be a little black boo boo kitty playing in the water. Adults only! 18+! My life is funny and fun. I never said I told jokes.