I cleaned my desk off so well before I left on Thursday, that I can't remember what I'm actually working on today.

CBC Newsworld is reporting that VPD says it's not safe for fire or ambulance services in the downtown core. Gross.

Favourite new saucy ladies - @freddysbitch, @bethalicious83, @saucy-mom, @soartmodel!

Fewer homeless shelter beds thanks to cuts - and they want to shut down #OccupyVancouver? http://t.co/fDyjhr1r #sowrong

Ahhh, lost 2 more followers. Saying the name Cheney is kind of like saying cunt in public.

I'd like to know how Maher Arar feels about Cheney working our country like a free man.

I'm sick of watching the "free world" kowtow to a bunch of criminals just because they're US politicians. Arrest Kissinger too. #cheney

Hello, beer store. Fancy running into my friends Becks and Guinness here.

Thanks, Elections BC. Not like you didn't know Canada Post was negotiating when you came up with this ridiculous farce. http://t.co/43kMTn9

Terrible news from/about a friend tonight. I hate how bad news puts everything in perspective. I don't need perspective - I need ice cream.

Gotta love my hood. #freewands #Halloween  http://instagr.am/p/ReAqCejac1/ 

I gave @itsfuckcity +K about Doritos on @klout. http://t.co/fcYkg1KT

I'm adding dried blueberries and white callebaut chocolate to instant oatmeal. (I believe I've already explained the situation.)

@myfishingline @thirtsybeaver I thought that's what twitter was... #virtualpub

@thirtsybeaver @myfishingline @jenn_brenn @lanakps @prlife @dgbars @brimensing @annithiele1990 @wyldeanimal Awww shucks.... :) #greatcompany

Not only survived today's panel discussion, but also made the front page of the paper. http://t.co/iENGbTAJ

Am I too literal? Why the eff is Oktberfest in September? It's still September, right? #pressingquestions

It's been a busy few weeks. The dentist's waiting room is almost a relief. Almost.

"Do not chew or crush before swallowing." Indeed. http://t.co/H9Fcm5mS

And by saucy I mean not afraid to take some in the face. :D