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I bet a lot of chickens could be rescued with the Heimlich Maneuver.
I'm cooking while my wife is away and can't seem to find anything. I'm almost embarrassed to call her to find out where we keep our kitchen.
Left a bottle of stool softener on our ottoman. The damn thing melted.
Getting dressed, it's the same question every morning: to tuck or not to tuck?
Then, I think about what I want to do with my shirt & pants.
First kids' soccer game of the year. I was pretty much unstoppable.
I’d hate to be in prison and really, really want a Klondike bar.
Writes about golf, travel & spas with a way overloaded MAC and still can't putt.