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Time for a workout. I'm going to sweat like Kirstie Alley in a room full of whiskey and crumb cakes.
My stomach has lunchnesia. It has already forgotten that we ate. Unfortunately, my thighs remember everything.
Maybe if I wasn't so focused on remembering the Alamo, I could remember something else for a change.
The Today Show is telling me I can look 10 lbs. lighter with a simple haircut. Where exactly do they think I have hair?
Gawd! Sometimes I am so jealous of time. Always getting wasted. And right in the middle of the work day too. Lucky!
I'm gonna start a site called Suckr'd that shows all the crap tweets that nobody thinks are funny. And I shall rule the Suckerboard.
I have enough zits on my face to write the Braille version of Pride and Prejudice. I'll call it Pride and Pizzaface.
"Problem loading page" seems like something Bill Clinton would have written in his journal when a White House assistant refused a drink.
This package of cashews reads like the birth certificate of a Jolie adoptee: Product of Brazil, India, Indonesia or Vietnam.
There's a reason I'm not in bed. Mainly because I'm still sitting in this chair. Location location location.
This sweater makes me look fat. That is the last time I buy a sweater that says, "Look, I'm fat!" on the front. Sale or no sale.
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