Great interview with the wonderful @robdelaney in @goodmenproject: http://bit.ly/gXa8jI

How Adriana Lima Got Her Body Back for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show  http://celebritybabies.people.com/2012/12/04/victorias-secret-fashion-show-adriana-lima-fitness-routine/ … Fuck. That.

You know what tastes better than skinny feels? FOOD.

The nice thing about bumper stickers is that they let you know that you'll hate someone without you even having to talk to them.

I didn't think I ever wanted to go on a cruise, but then I saw it:  http://www.boatparty.biz/ 

Everything That Is Wrong With That Brad Paisley/LL Cool J “Accidental Racist” Song  http://jane.io/10QWYxY  via @xojanedotcom

@nightingale1980 they both do. I have another thing coming. What kind of thing? And where is my old thing?

I'm writing catchy teaser copy about farts. This is my job.

There is a puppy on the Internet named Fig Newton for adoption. FIG NEWTON!

The New Girl Scout Cookie Tastes Like BULLSHIT - @gawker  http://gawker.com/5975288/the-new-girl-scout-cookie-tastes-like-bullshit …

a thing:  http://squirrelcensus.com/ 

I became a member of @longreads. You should, too:  http://www.longreads.com/ 

I am an alchemist. I turned "going to yoga" into "eating half a pizza."

The God-, America-, success-hating liberals of Manuel's at the votes rolled in pic.twitter.com/NIsJ7x6h

The 50 Cutest Things That Ever Happened http://t.co/JMN9mD94 via @buzzfeed. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY. (H/T @suzanneelambert)

If you can't find your phone, it is under a cat.

I want to move my foot, but cat.

Shut up, John Mayer: http://t.co/4LgNQuKA #TeamTaylor

When there's a dramatic pause but really it's Hulu buffering

This makes me so happy: http://t.co/wC6IkYYo