I don't think I've ever been so emotionally impacted by someone's death who I didn't personally know.

RT: @beaugiles: Need to kill time? http://t.co/C6pEEwv #CityRail #Sydney <-- how delightfully creepy!

Accidentally said "I'll get out of your hair" to a bald guy today.

Starting an Honesty Photo blog. Amazed but sickened by Photoshop. Time to embrace reality.

Christian nuts you never cease to amaze me..."vajazzling is the new threat to your college son" http://bit.ly/clpXGR

Everyone here are the post-op photos of my little miracle Pedro: Warning - These images are graphic http://bit.ly/d3TUwU

mind blowingly awesome talk on the creative process by elizabeth gilbert. thanks to @indigohalo for recommending it http://bit.ly/ZIZE9

THIS is what comes up when you google image period pain? GTFO bitch. pic.twitter.com/Zg7HRM4qaM

Gawd this still makes me laugh #ukrainian pic.twitter.com/tvSI7CjhqK

@lusciouslani Let's marry and live in omnomnom bliss!

Someone should start a tumblr of people's faces while watching Embarrassing Bodies.

If you're doing a selfie in the mirror - clean your mirror.

@oliviaacqui Grant's - you can see it in this shot pic.twitter.com/ScVo8oMW

Birthday booty wiggle

Things they don't tell you about detoxing #5: HOW MUCH YOU POOP. Hint: it's a lot.

The most brilliant piece of writing that stopped me in my tracks, made me audibly laugh in a cafe & gave me goosebumps  http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2012/11/terry-pratchett-sex-death-and-nature …

So it seems my uterus is attempting some sort of escape...or salsa party

@kkindlen Yummy! Here is the recipe :) You can use sea bass or any other firm fish http://t.co/Jen4ldXH

@lokified Not this new film for my new Polaroid!! http://t.co/y9kSXUak

Got the movie Tyrannosaurus because I thought it was a new dinosaur movie. In the first 5mins a guy kicks his dog to death. Fail.