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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    For the women not clear of a mans intentions. If you say hello and he answers. He wants to fuck you.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    Once you go black, have fun raising all those kids by yourself.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    If her mind works dirtier than yours she's a keeper.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    For those of you appalled by my misuse of they're, their, and there- How about you focus on gettin a job instead. Their, I said it!

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    A woman gets pregnant & people ask to rub her stomach. Thats bullshit I have millions of unborn kids in my balls and no one asks to rub them

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    I only show my girlfriend the most rude, obnoxious, blatantly disrespectful tweets. So she doesn't download twitter and ruin "My safe place"

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    If you use twitter to follow politicians and famous celebrities. I feel sorry for you..it's all about the worthless nobodies. Oh, They shine

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    Men like simplicity and natural beauty. That's one of the reasons why a woman in just sweats w/ a ponytail is approachably gorgeous.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    When an oversized muscle head fuck boy walks into the bar. I Order a triple shot-shoot It down one gulp and say welcome to my gym bitch.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    If you're not laughing on twitter then what the fuck are you doing ?!

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    To Test out my girlfriend’s theory. I bought her a ring with a huge empty setting for a Diamond. Engraved-“It’s the thought that counts.”

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    I dont trust bald people under age 25. dudes with no facial hair, dudes with chinstrap goatees, dudes wearing skinny jeans or white outfits

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    I wish I could quit twitter- but, I have followers who depend on me.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    I love going to church - its just hard finding virgins to sacrifice.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    I thought I had a unique mind of my own fucked up thoughts until I met you people on twitter.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    Pussy kills more men than money does.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    For Fuck sakes people. If you're going to steal a tweet- please let it be someone else's original,creative one. Not same recycled bullshit!

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    Thinking about having a baby just to fit in on Facebook.

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  • Kause187
      YAYO_GOD @Kause187

    I just hit 2,500 followers. You know what that means!? Not a godamn thing.

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@Kause187

@Kause187

IG: @yayo_god I'm a God to you kids. I wish there were more hours in the day to do the shit I really want! http://t.co/VWRmiWmG0O