A ski mask RT @angryblkmandc: #QOTD: You only have $10 to hit the liquor store, what you gon get?

"No New Friends?" asks a confused Drake, not realizing his favorite NBC sitcom hasn't been in primetime since 2004. @desusnice

RT @blunted215: RT if you're old enough to remember people getting all up in arms about Madonna's "Like A Prayer" video.

& let's not forget he killed Whitney RT @desusnice: Brandy killed someone w/her car & introduced the world to Ray J, all w/o any prison time

Now Serena Williams is trending. This may be one of those days where I have to log off for 24 hours.

I will NOT allow any Kelly Clarkson slander on my TL, you've been warned.

So the creator of Mad Libs passed away. I feel (adjective) about it. #RIP

Fight 2morrow RT @desusnice Gotta hear both sides RT @nydailynews Man accused of stealing $10K worth of chicken wings  http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-accused-stealing-10k-worth-chicken-wings-article-1.1333263#ixzz2SFMMl6RJ …

He tried to sell me Egyptian Musk oil outside of Max's Steaks last week RT @dopegirlfresh: is james harden a blipster, a 215 sunni, or ...?

Homie will perform on the 52 bus if another MC is there RT @aehorton: I can't remember the last show I was at that Freeway DIDN'T come out.

@laceyduvallexxx Did you know that @complexmag has you as the #7 prettiest porn star of all time? http://bit.ly/kUl6Yf

RT @dopegirlfresh: #imfromphilly. hoagies are a way of life.

"Passive-aggressive bullsh*t, I recognize that in people every time now." --Chris Moltisanti @sopranosblog #SopranosQuotes

Basketball is a game of matchups...& no picture described the Knicks-Pacers matchup better than this: pic.twitter.com/Npkf9B1T0H

Tell me about it... RT @desusnice: Being detail oriented such a curse at times. Especially trying to throw an event with YOU people.

Can you have "season-ending surgery" if you haven't played at all this season? #Bynum #SixersTalk

@kokupuff props for doing that tho u know u didn't have to. i feel u tho, i keep my circle small nowadays too, genuine ppl are hard to find.

No, srsly, The President of the United States is speaking to Congress tonight & the media is not talking about it. Think abt that for a sec.

Winter Wonderland, indeed RT @angryblkmandc: Now that's a snow sculpture  http://twitpic.com/bv2lsh 

YOU CAN'T WIN!! RT @angryblkmandc: Manny's wife got that look like Adrienne had when Rocky was gettin' his ass kicked by Clubber Lang...