"Boob" is the perfect word. B looks like an aerial view of them, 2 o's look like a front view, and b looks like a side view. Mind=Blown..WOW

Pretty sure 18+ gigs are purely so the band members know who's legally DTF.

The only people who say chubby girls are better are chubby girls, boys with chubby girlfriends and liars.

So, You're trapped on a deserted island and the only thing you can take is an iPod with only Short Stack on it. How would you kill yourself?

Your secrets keep you sick, your lies keep you alive.

"BBC News: David and Victoria Beckham expecting a fourth child. Oh wait, no she just ate an apple." #raremomentswhenpeopleonfacebookarefunny

I stand by that they should stop animal testing and use rapists and murderers instead.

Imagine someone saying they care and then actually caring. #cant

I wouldn't say I want to end my life but to pause it and rewind to before things got shit and hit reply on the good parts would be nice.

"Not letting a lesbian have a banana because she made her choice." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

@jackturton10 I set my penis on fire. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Pretty sure Taylor Swifts album is called Red because she wrote it on her Periods.

If a guy leaves someone to be with you, he will leave you to be with someone when he finds better too. Don't ever think you're the exception

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

I'm just going to hate you again, because being your friend is hard and finding things I don't like about you is easy.

Why do people even like you? Shittest bitch out.

@michaelbeatson @scotteckel seriously but, do it. Just replace Jake. Everyone knows Michael and @mynameislloyd were where it was at anyways!

Who I am hates who I've been.

"Supre brings all the sluts to the yard, and they're like, size 8s too large" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"God" is clearly not going to help the people of QLD. Replace your prayers with some Shamwow's!