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Can 2014 please be the year when girls stop wearing short shorts that their bums dangle out of? Please?
Shout out to Tim Noakes for retweeting my insults and getting me 25 followers.
BOYFRIEND GET ME TEA!
We're all out of tea.
"How not to be an asshole blogger that everyone hates"
Am I right, or do you think I'm just an asshole?
If you say "resolutions" reaaaaalllyyyyy slowly, it sounds a lot like "ain't nobody got time for that".
I have a drug problem
Shit I hate Tim Noakes.
That's it. I'm done working for free. Done. I write words for money, not for exposure. As my new bio explains.
Utopia music festival has been cancelled. Hundreds of girls are weeping as they put away their high-waisted bumshorts and lumo vests.
I would be REALLY pissed off if I'd bought full price Eminem tickets, only to have them go on sale because the original price was too high.
Twitter followers are like hot foreigners in a club. You desperately want to talk to them, but aren't quite sure what to say.
There are too many people in this world whose beauty is reduced to nothing by their sense of entitlement and arrogance.
WAIT, we still have electrici-
I like nothing more, than when a brand on Twitter actually has a personality. Talk to me like a human being.
Twitter's awesome. Not 'coz you can vent. Or the competitions. Or the LOLZ. Or any of that.
But 'coz you meet some really awesome people.
writer @mcsaatchiabel / co-owner @foodblogCT @foodblogDBN @foodblogJHB / co-creator @thestreetstore / my personal blog's where you find ramblings of a mad woman