Sorry but your cat is a HUGE bitch

Sometimes I wonder if all the overly dirty and inappropriate people on Twitter have ever even had sex

Whenever a cat is overly affectionate I immediately become suspicious of its motives

I'm sick of seeing commercials with awesome rooftop parties that never happen in real life

Why do people think that pronouncing pasta as "pass-ta" is socially acceptable?

If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" you shouldn't be allowed to have children

“@missednote: Drinking game: Take a shot for every Country you didn't know existed.” #Olympics

@barebakassassin This exists! My boyfriend has one with glass sides so you can watch the bread toast!

Enjoying some caramel apple pie popcorn from @goodpeoplepop http://t.co/RfpxZrRh

I am never drinking vex again

When Big leaves Carrie at the alter in the Sex And The City movie my heart breaks into a million pieces every time ugh I'm such a girl!

More beverages need to include lychee

I'm such a sucker for beautiful, old buildings with tons of character. Give me that over a cookie cutter suburbia daydream any day!

Poppin' sweet tarts like it's going out of style

My photo looks good with ALL the Instagram filters and now I can't decide which one to use #FirstWorldProblems

Forget flash mobs, cash mobs are where its at! Participants gather & spend $20 each at a certain business! Awesome idea http://t.co/8fBx0JzG