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Wanna hear a joke? Valentine's Day
I could easily destroy a Taco Bell 12 box right about now
I constantly wonder how my life could be different.
Halloween & New Years are the absolute sluttiest of all Holidays
What sloot bags wanna party
Shit happens when you party naked
Panty Party at Victoria's Secret!!!!!!! Heaven is a place on Earth :)
I hate 99.9% of people. Mostly sluts and dumb little boys.
Last time I'll see my brother till he comes back from Afghan :( which he has to come back....
Instagram is turning into a slut show... idk of I can handle it
I'm such a sucker for cuddling.
I want to make you feel wanted.
I'm getting older and it's getting weirder.