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c'mon and save me
"my hair looks like ass"
my foot is cold. it is cold because my sock came off in my shoe. I am too lazy to get my sock out of shoe. my foot is cold
when i try to spell shush on my phone it auto-corrects to anus. yep.
Oh west coast boys how you delight me with your plaid and facial hair
How many gays do you think got engaged at lady Gaga in Vancouver? Shit would have been romantic yo
you got hot and it was unexpected
watching a documentary on bisexuality...it's cool stuff
if my life is a book, i hope you skimmed over the last couple of chapters.
I stare you down and storm towards you
Politely as I do, and meet you with a perfect smile
As your fucking boyfriend kisses you #baths
if you find me hide me i don't know where i've been.
It's Always Sunny in Williamsburg #hipstersitcoms