c'mon and save me

"I'd fuck his mouth" it's the new "I wouldn't kick him out of bed" @ohgodvolcano

"my hair looks like ass"

my foot is cold. it is cold because my sock came off in my shoe. I am too lazy to get my sock out of shoe. my foot is cold

when i try to spell shush on my phone it auto-corrects to anus. yep.

Oh west coast boys how you delight me with your plaid and facial hair

How many gays do you think got engaged at lady Gaga in Vancouver? Shit would have been romantic yo

you got hot and it was unexpected

Pure Pride on Saturday with @robbsterr ... stone cold gay. @silkandskin should be here

@thomasmrose ah that is always the way! if you are interested in finding some good canadian music i recommend this: http://t.co/Mp5pUmqE

watching a documentary on bisexuality...it's cool stuff

@h0mocidal I didn't enjoy high school homework but I actually started working hard in university because it was stuff I found interesting

if my life is a book, i hope you skimmed over the last couple of chapters.

@gingerboyo full blown apathy. :D

@gingerboyo welcome to your mid-twenties, your welcome basket will arrive within the next couple of days. turning that youthful youth into

I stare you down and storm towards you
Politely as I do, and meet you with a perfect smile
As your fucking boyfriend kisses you #baths

if you find me hide me i don't know where i've been.

It's Always Sunny in Williamsburg #hipstersitcoms

#FF @silkandskin, @danielbailess, @madameenchante, @missellabell @robbsterr @_jamiehyatt

@silkandskin BEN! that was the sweetest thing ever, thank you so so much! :)