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  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    I ordered a self help tape called "How to handle disapointment" when the package came, the box was fucking empty.

    • 1,264
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    Slave_4_Uapodixisgypcqueen83BwanaChriskristacollinsskv8Johnny23macmike_checker
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    Slave_4_UkristacollinssSouthernStylin1redpawn3YesitsAlmschff3TheCoolretweetsRonnniehoskins
    SerialFuckupCunda22chopper4jkBarW38sassymcmelonsgrimpossibleHormonellaCarmel_ColemanhoneybadgerMelJuiceticlesGeneralGreviousDrThanatosoxbollocksllvvzzzbdbdleeroybrownletsdancebitchsjohnkoralewski____
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Dilemma: Do I wash dishes or do I attempt to eat Cornflakes from a cup with a knife?

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    Slave_4_Uonume_kaicee118llvvzzzscrircBoberPeterjahoolopySTitusR
    • 438
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    Slave_4_Ukaicee118HEYitsMauraBoberPeterthetobbiertsthetobbieheadstrong_girlfacciabella
    thetobbiellvvzzslyoung5DrThanatos
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."

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    Slave_4_UapodixisA_Bit_Too_RudeJayneymooDontTouchMyWineswollenvoicenicfit75geniusindisgize
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    Slave_4_UJonSvecchoppy0415iAmDelFreaky1HappytwitBlueDreamer420_NTFG_krishna_van
    _wangweslyoung5Carmel_Colemanjbostele__________llvvzzzCpez38
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    A man is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole fucking house.

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    Slave_4_UCueSanityHiddleDeeDeeVirgin_BoxTuffyNyCBwanaChrismike_checkerAtypical_Gemini
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    jologzSlave_4_UVirgin_BoxTuffyNyCnightstalkingOverRitzCLOheadUDS_NTFG_
    bdbdleeroybrownlvvzzAspersioncastInamorata_JennyChristinaStuff
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    What I love about twitter is "if one of us sad, the rest of us try to make ya happy. If that doesn't work we will star your meltdown"

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    djlwalksfranklinpl7Slave_4_UHowarthKaren_FromYesterdayBwanaChrisgi_problemchildOberoiVarun13
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    djlwalksfranklinpl7Slave_4_Usam_dowen76BwanaChrisOberoiVarun13Ham6Karinclkallus
    chopper4jkSerialFuckupPeaceInTruth1thetobbieTinkerbell_Tetley6969silent_musings
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    I ran 3kms today. Finally I said, "Fuck lady take your purse."

    • 567
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    thejodiestSamuraiBatgirlkrishna_vanSlave_4_UBwanaChrisrhizomelifeSeasideSunsongslittledandeli0n__
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    SamuraiBatgirlMSWard52krishna_vanSlave_4_Ulittledandeli0n__brianbowman73lllvvvzzzCraigeek
    llvvzzslyoung5chrisanna4realImKevinito________thatstings
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    If I can completely fuck several things up at once, that's multi-tasking, right??

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    BscotchnsodaSlave_4_Umike_checkerJacquelynWarrenTeejayRushlucycarindrnkshakespearecrazylikeanox
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    BscotchnsodaSlave_4_UTeejayRushdrnkshakespeare52DNorthcrazylikeanoxficklenutsSmooheed
    honeybadgerMelmrt1mlemmywinkler______
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said, "If you build it, they will come."

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    Slave_4_UFatFett1catemm1mike_checkermydmacempress_audreytricky005HallpassCanada
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    Slave_4_Umike_checkertricky005life_suckermrs_ireneSerialFuckupMs612__Docsthename
    FredFuxxTheReal_NobodyKatarinaKriz
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    I'm not homophobic, I love my house!

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    Slave_4_Umtnbikerdenismike_checkerThis_isnt_me_NTFG_Square_WordsJacquelynWarrenTeejayRush
    • 223
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    This_isnt_me_NTFG_MakeYourBedlamSerialFuckupTeejayRushcrazylikeanoxMs612__ImprobableEddie
    Mr_goose007
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    To err is human, to forgive is highly fucking unlikely.

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    Slave_4_UBwanaChrisCletusHammer__Lani_Haydenredpawn3sweetsarameXentRic_ManJuggs
    • 177
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    piplipsManJuggsmrtruthandsoultrialfemmeOutOnTheMoorsBadaBingeOutOfLeftField_Selabellas
    SerialFuckupLipglosslesboBJewell_d________
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    I'm all for freedom of speech, it makes it easier to know who the fucking assholes are.

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    ScrambledMceggsSlave_4_UallhailthemozzBwanaChrismike_checkerTMRojainfobrokerzMeldiesattheend
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    Slave_4_UallhailthemozzingafabAnaVillafrancaMeldiesattheendTinyTangleA_Bit_Too_Rudejusttesoro__
    silent_musingshoneybadgerMelPARADEofCHAOS9
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    The question isn't who is going to fucking let me. it's who is going fucking to stop me?

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    Slave_4_Umike_checker_Ms_Moneypenny_DontTouchMyWinekamando85ispypandaRK910Gobshite_
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    Slave_4_USisterScrappyDontTouchMyWinefacciabellaGrace4u4evasmirkykevBeenTrillPyrexladyfiredancer
    RienMais__________ford414__________
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Used condoms for sale. No fucking weirdos.

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    Slave_4_UFatFett1HD222222mike_checkerBrandonDeClossAmuckery__SilencedShadowsdeathsquadbrat
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    Slave_4_Umike_checkerlovephoebecatesPippo_PalmerezSilencedShadowsGirlnugzGrind_n_RollUNKLEPaulTHX
    PeaceAddiction
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Seriously...who the fuck would shit near a fan?

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    Slave_4_Umike_checkerBobbiBrooklyn1bastardangelThis_isnt_me_NTFG_A_Bit_Too_RudeQuikfingers2
    • 96
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    Slave_4_UThis_isnt_me_NTFG_A_Bit_Too_RudeQuikfingers268suziQSerialFuckupsaquachee
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Women can fuck whoever they want! While men will fuck whoever will let them!

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    BwanaChrisinfamousTransAmuckery__HodaADA_Bit_Too_RudeQuikfingers2LauraSanchez1Gobshite_
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    SerialFuckupQuikfingers2LilWahineGidget__BeenTrillPyrexWULFDEANSapphireBelshepher25038479NadineM1978
    sassymcmelonsImHopel3ss
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Things you'll never hear a woman say "my what a beautiful scrotum, can I please jiggle it in my mouth"

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    Slave_4_UCuddleYourCatmike_checkerwhisperedesiresPlanker77OG_SocialWhoreviolet_heartinxMistressVx
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    Slave_4_UFavstar250SerialFuckuplife_suckerSeank666The_W0nderingLuckyMengMusicDarkAmbition1
    glittersparkle3
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

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    Slave_4_UCuddleYourCatJacquelynWarrenTeejayRush_satanas___life_suckerGobshite_crazylikeanox
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    SerialFuckupTeejayRushcrazylikeanoxjohnbiehlMs612__estattinD8DIXZiadaMtBolaKaro
    akrobert40______
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    When someone gets RT'd into my TL that has unfollowed me, I just smile & think "cunt"

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    mike_checkerprofessor_eksThisisMrGilbert1bastardangel_NTFG_reload2015redgiboDirty_Naomi__
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    mike_checker_NTFG_LakerLiz16morelimesSerialFuckupSlave_4_UMs612__slyoung5
    Slave_4_Unotfaizzy
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    The local homeless guy approached me today & asked, "Any change love?" I said, "No, you're still homeless, now fuck off!"

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    Slave_4_UCuddleYourCatlife_suckerGobshite_alexisdoeecrazylikeanoxSapphireBelMs612__
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    Slave_4_UsaquacheePsychographEdMs612__slyoung5iamMunga__ElvisprescleyMentalAbortions
    TequilaTears
  • KelFocker
      Kel Focker @KelFocker

    Some people I don't need to follow, they get retweeted so often it's like I already am! 

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    Slave_4_UBenjaw1ndixiedeadheadmcwoodyTiaan191RobRabbMusicDreamHostBrettwhoretina
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    Slave_4_UBenjaw1ngwrm2013wesjohnson8Ms612__slyoung5KenyanRedhead_iAngilic
@KelFocker

@KelFocker

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