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Men: The way to a woman's heart is through devotion.
Women: The way to man's heart is through the sternum.
I've said this before & I'll say it again...people steal the damnedest tweets!
Like fuck I do
Young at heart, slightly older everywhere else
Go take a long walk off a short bridge you fucker.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I was dead, and so do you.
I only come here to get insane responses to hypothetical questions and play the Canadian card.
Want to go out in the woods and look at my shotgun?
Let's continue to be awesome Malaysians!
The only time I will ever chase after a man is if I'm running a road race (and his shirt is off).
discrimination between the probable and the improbable, and an acceptance of the inevitable, will be all you need
And many people around the world are amazed on how we co-exist with each other.
The Mental Hospital won't take me back.
if only every sip of this whiskey could sooth the bleeding wounds.... if only...
there is no cure for being a cunt
We should not deny our true nature.
It can be detrimental to do so.
no fucking sense being nice, unless there is
I’ve drank a litre of liquid and I'm still thirsty, WTF?
The mosquitos out here leave welts.
Married to @gefocker! If ya don't like words like cunt slut whore fuck cunt cunt slut cunt! DO NOT follow! Oh & last thing i should add, i am a chick!