Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Lick back to front.
I'm not fully convinced that's what "She" said.
Can't afford anti depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo.
Though we never met, I know you'd done more with your life for others than I could ever hope to.
Bless you, brother.
Why are poor people good at making babies they can't afford and rich people good at shooting blanks?
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Fact: You will always get the dumbest replies from assholes that don’t even follow you.
Death by butt-stuff.
I think i've finally figured out Twitter you guys. Just because you've got a lot of followers it doesn't mean you're fucking funny.
You’d think that Asian dudes would be driving really, really, really big trucks
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