Men: The way to a woman's heart is through devotion.
Women: The way to man's heart is through the sternum.

I've said this before & I'll say it again...people steal the damnedest tweets!

Like fuck I do

- Yoda

Young at heart, slightly older everywhere else

Go take a long walk off a short bridge you fucker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I was dead, and so do you.

I only come here to get insane responses to hypothetical questions and play the Canadian card.

Want to go out in the woods and look at my shotgun?

Quite welcome Darling x @kelfocker I also miss speaking to you, love and kisses xoxox

Let's continue to be awesome Malaysians!

The only time I will ever chase after a man is if I'm running a road race (and his shirt is off).

discrimination between the probable and the improbable, and an acceptance of the inevitable, will be all you need

And many people around the world are amazed on how we co-exist with each other.

The Mental Hospital won't take me back.

if only every sip of this whiskey could sooth the bleeding wounds.... if only...

there is no cure for being a cunt

We should not deny our true nature.

It can be detrimental to do so.

no fucking sense being nice, unless there is

I’ve drank a litre of liquid and I'm still thirsty, WTF?

The mosquitos out here leave welts.