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If I watch the Royal Wedding WHILE doing shots of Wild Turkey does that still make me gay?
9 followers---I'm almost a goddamn rockstar. I'm predicting something in the neighborhood of Charlie Sheen by the weekend. #FML
Someone Please Call my brother and tell him to quit finger bangin' ugly strippers.
Operation SHIT! Tomahawks cost HOW MUCH? #obamamissionnames
Operation What the FUCK did I get myself into. #obamamissionnames
Rushs new album Operation Odyssey Dawn will be in stores in...wait....what?....ok nevermind.
My friend told me I was living a lie. I said, "ONE!?! Try about 207.
I would have rather gotten a hummer from a hippo then came to work today.
Father of 2. Husband of 1. I like to make up new dirty words just for my own amusement...oh yeah, and I drink too much.